27 April, 2006

Vindication of the Natural Rights…of Monkeys

Posted by alex in Alex Linder at 3:25 pm | Permanent Link

“There are no races, only the hyooman race. Oops, sounds speciesist. I mean, I mean, we’re all just primates…. I mean animals. I mean life forms. In any event, we’re all equal in the eyes of G-d. Some Jew wrote that down in a book and that makes it fact. Monkey-men should be allowed to vote and decide our fate, right?”

Shouldn’t this provoke a lawsuit by imitation monkeys? Don’t they acknowledge their relations when they are offended?

When Do The Monkeys Get To Vote? (Spain’s socialist party wants to give monkeys human rights)

The Spain Herald ^ | Wednesday, April 26, 2006 | Ignacio Villa

Posted on 04/27/2006 8:14:20 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger

After learning of the Socialist Party’s interest in passing a parliamentary initiative that would equate men with monkeys, the obvious question is: are monkeys going to be allowed to vote in the next general elections? Knowing the socialists, all this interest in caring for simian has to have electoral echo among chimpanzees. It sounds like a joke, but sadly it is not. We have an administration that reduces individual freedom, disdains life and attacks the family. But wait… it has time enough to ensure primates get their due in Parliament.

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  7. One Response to “Vindication of the Natural Rights…of Monkeys”

    1. Kievsky Says:

      I can see it now! A Civil Rights Movement for Monkeys! We should dress them up like Rosa and Martin. Make a movie showing a Monkey March on Selma!

      Also, marriage rights between humans and our closest animal cousins.

      Now this is something I can wave a rainbow flag for! I just need a license to keep some pet monkeys, LOL.