17 July, 2006
Cribz for Chimps
Posted by alex in Arboreal Americans at 10:21 pm | 
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Upon reaching sexual maturity, between ages seven and ten, young negroes like rapper Zupac [right] strike out on their own, seeking new groups or mates. Zoo ‘groids may reach sexual maturity before seven years old, and may have young every two to three years.
Life Span
Negroes may live about 35 years in the wild, and up to 54 where human guns are scarce.
Sleeping Nests:
Each evening, negroes construct a fresh “sleeping nest” in the trees where they will curl up and sleep. These bowl-shaped nests are made out of leaves and other plant material.
17 July, 2006 at 10:55 pm
My Guess is the one pictured dosn’t have a job dose he Or she
17 July, 2006 at 10:55 pm
My Guess is the one pictured dosn’t have a job does he Or she
18 July, 2006 at 1:01 am
Also you might ad : The groid needs a warm place to shit ,a tight pussie ,and a pair of loose fitting shoes,
18 July, 2006 at 8:50 am
Mark Twain would have been proud. This is so accurate and funny. Why is this objective realism not being thought in our schools or seen on our plasmatic televishun?
18 July, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Wayne H is quoting Earl Butz, who was Secretary of Agriculture under President Ford until he was fired for telling that joke.
19 July, 2006 at 1:01 am
that bit is fucking hilarious! let’s spread that around the net…
19 July, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that a picture of one of Idi Amin’s relations?