20 July, 2006

Dumb Christians: After Nukes, Israel’s Greatest Strength

Posted by alex in Christians, World War Wheeee! at 7:04 pm | Permanent Link

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Thousands of Rapture Bunnies head to Washington to yawp for Israel. Dirt will be served.

[Right: John Hagee, leader of no-neck brigades]

The thousands of Christians in Washington – who came and are staying at their own expense – will be urging the US government “not to restrain Israel in any way in the pursuit of Hamas and Hezbollah”, he said.

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Hagee is a prominent vermiculturist whose Texas terrarium holds some 18,000 lubricus terrestris-im, many of which, like the dramatician to the right, are heading off to Babylon proper to heave hosannas to cynically amused Israelis and their duly purchased Congress.

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  7. 11 Responses to “Dumb Christians: After Nukes, Israel’s Greatest Strength”

    1. Jim Says:

      Kool-aid anyone? Wouldn’t you just love to see a bunch of niggers butt fuck these rapture bunnies? Will Hagee snap the piano wire before it cuts through his neck? So many hypothetical questions. If evangelicals comprise a quarter of the population as the article states, niggers maybe 15%, jews 3%, spics 13%, assorted vermin easily another 10%, deracinated white scum ???, whats left? Point being – no one has your back here. Check out what fills the ranks of ZOG’s forces of internal oppression. When they come to knock on your door to take those guns you’ll never use they’ll be lilly white and hate you more than any nigger ever could. So Hagee prophesizes a Russian army will be defeated in Jerusalem. I’d sure like to be there with them to help see that prophecy go unfulfilled. ( Will that mean he has to give the donations back? )

    2. alex Says:

      Peace, Propaganda & The Promised Land
      Media Education Foundation (Video)

      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7828123714384920696&q=peace propaganda&pr=goog-sl

      This video documentary provides a striking comparison of US and international media coverage of the crisis in the Middle East, zeroing in on how structural distortions in US coverage have reinforced false perceptions of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict…. Through the voices of scholars, media critics, peace activists, religious figures, and Middle East experts, it carefully analyzes and explains how the Israeli occupation of the West Bank and Gaza remains hidden in the news media, and Israeli colonization of the occupied terror appears to be a defensive move rather than an offensive one. The documentary also explores the ways that US journalists have become complicit in carrying out Israel’s PR campaign.

    3. confederate Says:

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    4. Lutjens Says:

      “So Hagee prophesizes a Russian army will be defeated in Jerusalem. I’d sure like to be there with them to help see that prophecy go unfulfilled. ( Will that mean he has to give the donations back? )”

      Russia doesn’t need an army to defeat mighty powerful Israel. One or two 10 megaton nukes should do the trick. Maybe these dumbfuck Evangelists haven’t realized that shitty little Kikestan can’t beat the Palis. Hezbollah will come out on top again after this skirmish, wait and see. Time to cut off funds and weaponry.

    5. wayne h. Says:

      If only these morons would read the talmud or kaballah they might realize they’ve been had.MAYBE NOT .What ever happened to the separation of chuch and state .Guys like Hagee and crazy Pat Robertson should lose their tax exempt status for this kind of political activism .To say they have more influence than AIPAC is amusing . They watch too much TV and forgot how to think.After seeing this I don’t believe we have a chance ,how do you reach these people?

    6. Olde Dutch Says:

      What are those little boxes the jews wear on their heads…?

    7. Zoroastro Says:

      Hagee is a prominent vermiculturist whose Texas terrarium holds some 18,000 lubricus terrestris-im, many of which, like the dramatician to the right, are heading off to Babylon proper to heave hosannas to cynically amused Israelis and their duly purchased Congress

      LOL. Alex, it’s early, and once again you’ve already made my day. Did anyone tell you are the greatest living American writer? Well, I think so. Thoreau, Twain, Emerson and other great free-thinkers make room for A. Linder…Keep up the good work and why not publish a book one of these days?

    8. ZOGslayer Says:

      Hammer in the fact to these rapture bunnies that within their scheme of things, abortion is far worse than the Holocaust (50 milion kills A YEAR against 6 million total).

    9. Sehnsucht nach dem Reich Says:

      I you are interested in the history of Christian Zionism and its roots in British Israelism there is a interesting book by Stephen Sizer which you can download here:

      http://www.vho.org/aaargh/fran/livres2/SIZERchriszion.pdf

    10. N.B. Forrest Says:

      I particularly despise Hawg Hagee. Aside from his sliding Shecky’s dick-cheesy schmuck out of his gullet just long enough to whip up his herd of Hand Raisers, it’s the bordeline beligerent way he presents his views that pisses me off. I was watching him spewing his shit on a Hitler Channel show about the Apocalypse: “We believe that the Four Hossman will LIT’RALLY ride forth, harkening the End Tahmes!”, he fairly snarled like a flatulent bulldog.

      Such an aggressive manner is a clear indicator of a painful knowledge that them smilin’ secular humanist slickers interviewing you privately think you’re Ernest T. Bass.

      And probably of a deeply-buried, terrifying doubt about what he’s hawking, too.

    11. jackumup Says:

      HOOOLAAAAAAY JEEEEEEWYAAAAA Brothers and sisters Paster Hagee has done it again. Why its all there in his new book(For just $24.95) You will know Gods plan for Israel, you, your family and God willing Pastor Hagees Ministry (INC) Now I want every God fearing, Jew Loving, oppressed nigger identifing, man, women and monkey to get on you knees and ask the the good Lord to protect God’s (Old testiment God not the new testament God) choosen ones from the jewish Russian army ( don’t worry that their broke and can’t afford bus fair to israel never mind weapons God will provide!) pray with me now while writing your donation checks

      By the way is the Nigger woman picture living on welfare, because if she is I don’t know if her contribution is tax deductable.