13 April, 2007

The Rise of Cuntry: Queaf Suburban and “Stupid Boy”

Posted by alex in Alex Linder, country music, country music today, Cuntry, media criticism at 3:32 am | Permanent Link

In 2002, People magazine named Keith Suburban the “sexiest he-sheila on the planet.”

By Alex Linder

It would be hard to come up with a more Semitically Correct song sung by a more Semitically Insipid singer than “Stupid Boy” by Keith Urban. Before we look at the song, though, let’s examine the artist. Pardon me, chartist.

Keith Urban is an Australian whose every song is pitched to Today’s Woman, as long as she’s middle class and into romance books in aural form. Urban might as well be Suburban. His songs aren’t so much bad as blah. They are unvaryingly uninteresting. They all seem to involve car trips, too. Some are upbeat, some maudlin, all are lukewarm. As you can see from the pictures, he’s working the girl-with-a-dick angle, and working it hard. And successfully. This guy has sold more records than Jesus and Yanni combined. Look at the hair. The tats. The cut of his under blouse. The wrist wraps. The – ugh, that’s enough. Women just luv the smooth-hewn bad boy, if record sales are to be believed. Just so we get our context right, let’s record that Keith yodels for Capitol Records, which is the Nashville storefront for New York’s EMI, which is one the “big four” companies controlling the music industry. The chance unfiltered emotion would make it through EMI’s filter is precisely the same as the chance of unfiltered political thought making it onto Fox.

Keith fears the results of his mammogram.

Women, taking one with another, are humorless and safety-loving. They see no reason to depart from the norm. They understand neither freedom nor aesthetic impulse. Women like rounded corners – on everything. It’s safer that way. Great essays have been written on the airstreaming of society, which is another term for feminizing. Take anything: the Imus imbroglio. Listen and watch the women commentators on tv. The only one who grasps that man, as in mankind, needs space and freedom to make new beautiful things, and that this inevitably involves mistakes and bruises and bad things, is Rosie O’Donnell, decidely mannish in size, thought and tastes. It is utterly lost on the rest of the shuddering uddered.

Women do not understand freedom, and that is one reason why the society that polls their political opinion is degenerate. You cannot love safety without hating freedom. Women are genetically programmed to communicate with other humans; to build emotional bonds; to create families; to see that there’s enough good feeling to lubricate the rough stretches and keep life worth living. But that need/capacity/instinct, when removed from the microcosm of the family to the macrocosm of the body politic becomes as dangerous as fire outside the fireplace. Women are not built to understand the effect of their maternal impulse freed from its domestic confines, writ large across society. Their urge to safety and good feeling ultimately endanger us all if not confined in their proper sphere. Women require external limits because they, most of them, are too myopic to see that the extension of family-love globally opens their kind to genocidal predation. Like everywhere else we see that one thing, fierce family love, can easily produce its opposite: family destruction.

Today the maternal impulse is driven out of the home and into the marketplace. Hence we have a society obsessed with non-dangers such as second-hand smoke, and not worried at all about real dangers such as first-hand simians. We’re so backward today that we celebrate as positive goods the very jungle creatures that have murdered civilized White society, and gulp semitic toxins like they’re tonics. The things we call good are bad, and bad, good. The world is upside down. Just turn on your tv.

How does this relate to Keith Urban? It doesn’t much. It’s a tangent. And we’re back.

Queaf Suburban’s role in the farce is as a purveyor of narcopop masquerading as country. To the extent his music is political, it’s in the “woman can do no wrong” vein. “Stupid Boy” is the quintessence of this type or category of “country” song. In fact, it’s scarcely more a song than a teletype from Western Union. The guts of the song is: another strong woman laid low by her weak, evil boyfriend – until she realizes she can escape and live her dreams. Ah, but read the lyrics for yourself:

Well, she was precious like a flower
She grew wild, wild but innocent
A perfect prayer in a desperate hour
She was everything beautiful and different

Stupid boy, you can’t fence that in
Stupid boy, it’s like holding back the wind
She let her heart and soul right in your hands
And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans
She never even knew she had a choice and that’s what happens
When the only voice she hears is telling her she can’t
Stupid boy, stupid boy
Oh

So what made you think you could take a life
And just push it push it around
I guess you build yourself up so high
You had to take her and break her down

She let her heart and soul right in your hands
And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans
She never even knew she had a choice and that’s what happens
When the only voice she hears is telling her she can’t
You stupid boy

Oh, you always had to be right but now you’ve lost
The only thing that ever made you feel alive
Yeah, yeah

Well, she let her heart and soul right in your hands
And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans
Yes, ya did
She never even knew she had a choice and that’s what happens
When the only voice she hears is telling her she can’t
You stupid boy, oh, I’m the same old
Same old stupid boy

It took awhile for her to figure out she could run
But when she did, she was long gone
Long gone, long gone
Ah, she’s gone

Nobody’s ever gonna love me like she loved me
And she loved me, she loved me
God please, just let her know
I’m sorry, I’m sorry
I’m sorry, I’m sorry
Baby, yeah, I’m down on my knees
She’s never coming back to me

The low quality of the lyrics is every bit as predictable as the political content.

She let her heart and soul right in your hands
And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans

What kind of lyrics are these? A computer would be ashamed to generate this crap.

No wonder Keith Urban had to go to rehab. No artist writing/singing the above with one scintilla of self-awareness could regard himself as anything other than a complete tool. And drink drink drink until the feeling went away.

Strong women…, we hear from every loudspeaker. Well, if they’re so strong, how come they crush so easily?

Do you see how these kind of System lyrics dovetail with System stories in other sectors? One of the Rutgers, cough, women, said she was scarred for life by Imus’ insult. I was scarred for life, too. Not by one of the six million insults I’ve received, but by getting my hand caught in a conveyor belt. Sniff. I’m going to put on a Keith Urban record and have me a cry. Welcome to Pussy World, the most sensitive place on earth. I suppose a nation that takes basketball-playing girls for entertainment will take Queaf Suburban for music.

Allowing the jews to build a society around wimminnows and their fleeting velleities is insane. It makes for a society at once stupid, mediocre, dull, and violent.

Contradictions don’t bother women. Neither does unearned privilege. Women tend to take things at face value. They are fully capable of believing they’re braving Arctic winds when in fact they’re hothouse flowers.

Many, many women believe the Giant Lie judeo-society feeds them that they are capable of male levels of accomplishment, when this is only rarely the case, and then only in certain areas. And if women aren’t intelligent enough to perceive they are receiving preferential treatment, they sure as hell are going to resent others pointing it out, and resist their repealing that privilege, and readily adopt the conventional (read: tv-broadcast) term and label for the realiteers – ‘haters’ or ‘misogynists.’

The jews realize that if they pump enough Kweafenbilge for enough decades, resistance will be futile. A privileged class that actually believes it is discriminated against will resist any attempted redress on the part of the truly dream-crushed – which is any White male attempting to make headway in any non-technical area of society. Which is in no way to deny the discrimination White males face in areas like engineering, which is very real. Two generations of White liberal-arts talent have been sacrificed, and that is long enough to shear true culture at the roots. The results of this genocide can be found on a bookshelf or radio or tv near you. Nothing but Semitical Correctness emanating from boring-ass jewed-out whores as far as the senses can record.

Even if Keith Urban’s songs were honestly derived and devised, and maybe some of them are, I’ve only heard his singles, there would be no counterbalance. Just as Harold Covington has written that fictional women must be strong and independent for the male author to make it through the feminist gatekeepers in New York, so must they be in lyrics for the male songwriter to make it through the feminist gatekeepers in Nashville. The giant country labels are every bit as judaized as the giant book houses.

Country is the morning after rock’s night before. Where rock means glorious dissolution, country means drawn-out pain.

Who feels the pain these days? White men whose wives have stolen their children. White men working two jobs to pay child support to a mother with a new boyfriend.

Men buy records too. Where’s their Keith Urban, recording their emotional response to the world as they found it?

I don’t know. My guess is it’s not there. It could have been there in the olden days, but divorce wasn’t so easy then, and society recognized women could be evil too. So there were songs about cheating women, but not women initiating divorce on a whim, running off with the kids and former husband’s paycheck.

Today’s country is divorced from reality. It may be sung note-on by hardonesses but ain’t much in it real. How come there aren’t any songs about family court screwing the guy? Or Child Protective Services stealing the children?

These things are out there. Millions, yes, literally millions of men and families have experienced them. But they are completely unreflected in the popular music produced for White people, which in 2007 is labeled, by the jews who produce it, “country,” even though it’s a catchall including rock and pop.

By the way, Keefer, you can fence in a flower, although I’m not sure why you’d need to. They don’t move. Enjoy your millions. I’m sure they slightly more than make up for the abuse you must get from your mates in Oz.

-c2007 CounterGresham Publishers, Inc. No rights reserved. Plagiarists and reprinters for commercial profit welcome. “Let the good drive out the bad.”


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  7. 60 Responses to “The Rise of Cuntry: Queaf Suburban and “Stupid Boy””

    1. alex Says:

      here’s the page of videos of berg..

      http://youtube.com/results?search_query=Matraca%20berg&search=Search

    2. van helsing Says:

      In the early 80s there was the cable explosion. And all then jews flooded over from eastern europe.

      And voila! There were non-backbreaking jobs available for them. Or their kids.

      Most of the people in the media these days couldnt have gotten a job in it in the old days.

    3. alex Says:

      Some dude posted the Urbahn article… funny:

      Alex Linder is not a particularly likable or squared away person. He
      refers to minorities using terms today preferred only by the
      unfortunates with Tourette’s, yet he does not have this disease. He’s
      just a loady oaf. Nevertheless…..

      I think he’s figured the hapless (and penis-free) Keith Urban out.

      http://www.audiobanter.com/showthread.php?t=88524

    4. Coup d'Etat Says:

      Performing on stage or singing songs is a form of art. Isn’t art an illusion anyway? Isn’t sometimes subjective and irrational? Not everyone relates to the same song or to the same painting the same way. Keith is no doubt singing about himself, and he dresses as someone who has hit bottom. He obviously wrote a song about himself, self-loathing. I think Merle Haggard is one of those that wrote songs of self-loathing. It’s been around for a long time with many artists of the same.

      However, with everything going on with jews’ hatred toward Whites, we are now on guard with any song that comes out that has a mixed or has a wrong message. This may be the perfect song of a use-to-be arrogant male who took everything for granted and now has paid the price. Sure, this could send a mixed message that the male has become soft. Often times, whether we like it or not, self-realization can soften the ego a bit. But then again, is the jewish music industry trying to feminize the males?

      I think I would be more worried about the jewish music industry allowing rap hate songs against Whitey to be more important than worrying about the feminization of males, unless of course, the two are meant to work together whereby the male is to lose his vigor.

    5. Souse the Mouse Says:

      “This is a part of the bigger problem, the debasing of the electorate, just as our currency has been debased.” StM
      “Women voting is a symptom of the problem, not the problem itself, which is that the wrong minority’s running things. ” Alex

      Yes, Alex, but women voting led to the WMD1964 that led to the minorities voting, which led to even more of the wrong people (term used loosely) being elected, which just keeps making the problem worse.

    6. Briseis Says:

      There was some other wussy “romantic” singer dude a while back “michael bolton” . I don’t think I have ever heard Urban (nor want to) – I dont think particular brand of drivel is favored in the bay area. Besides, he is white , right? That would automatically make him uncool out here, where you get popularity points the more “ethnic” and weirder your act, like the “illegal alien mexican/black/asian/samoan amputee-transgender-timbale-playing siamese-twins dance troupe” type act is considered tres fashionable.
      Also Yuk. Just because I don’t like “scrapbooking” doesn’t mean I will like the latter any more than the former mentioned “entertainer”..(would Siamese twins count as one or two entertainers?)
      I read the lyrics on the site which the other poster referenced.
      It reminded me of the side effects sheet that comes packaged with “the Pill” or warnings about “toxic shock syndrome” from tampons- or the stickers on the inside of bathroom doors back at college: “Is someone hurting you? Call ..” You know, formulaic in a generic, don’t-really-care-about-you-personally-but-the -law-says_we-have-to-put-this-in-the -package kinda way..

    7. sgruber Says:

      Alex said:

      “Jews are hypernetworked in the intellectual professions. This doesn’t mean that the geniuses won’t break through – unless they try to fuck with the jews on the deep stuff – it means that the second and third tiers of the industry are chock full of mediocre kikes to the exclusion of equally or more talented goyim.”

      I corroborate. If you’re a filmmaker or fiction writer who has any taste at all, and you ain’t hypernetworked, odds against you are steep. Your movie or book must have explicit sex, belching and shit humor, and serve Jewish Agenda (anti-white, anti-redneck, pro-left BS, pro-fag) – and you have to LIKE that kind of stuff. Or, you’re a loser standing outside the culture.

      Jews swim in that kind of stuff like fish in a stream.

      The mainstream is an open sewer. Why would a genius even want to “break through”? Break through to what? Kike central? The only place worth breaking through to is to your own people. Your own people.

    8. NT Says:

      Apparently Urban worked on soundtracks. Anyway he is on http://www.imdb.com or http://www.imdbpro.com boards. What is interesting are the many many message board posts from women. The typical post is that he is describing just how they feel about their ex boy friend and how much they love Urban.

      Reminds me now a little of a guy I knew who never opened his mouth about dating except to say how much women were mistreated. He belonged to the feminst student group at my college. I always suspected strongly that it was all a way to get dates from women on the rebound. Once he got married he NEVER mentioned it again. I think from that moment on the few times I saw him we talked about money and beer.

      I guess any angle if it leads to money or sex?

    9. N.B. Forrest Says:

      Compare Fag-Touseled Keefi to the Genuine Articles, from the days of yore when “music video” meant “turn on the cameras, stand & FUCKIN’ DELIVER……

      Hank Williams:

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Xu71i89xvs

      Lefty Frizzell:

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=hITaujI9Mm0

      Merle Haggard:

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=rNnR7xSNbu8

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=UrZReyCW2kU

      Waylon Jennings:

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnEtRUcKGwc

      Willie Nelson:

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=8jfBxfltYD0

      Chet Atkins & Jerry Reed:

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ni8KBhnebwE

      The King, George Jones (audio w/ photo montage):

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=-FScbCzaAGY

      And lastly, Ralph Stanley – just to show how fine bluegrass can be when sung by its greatest living master:

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=9E8S3tCWmiQ

    10. Santiago Matamoros Says:

      I’ve always thought letting women have the right to vote was social suicide. “Liberalism is a Sin,” by Fr. Felix Sarda y Salvany for
      reference. This “AmeriKwa” thing or whatever it is can’t die or be killed soon enough for me. I’ve completely had it with all the shite. It’s like a Missouri or Kansas guerilla border war socially right now. I’m just waiting to see if I live to see the day it gets bigger. I hope it does.
      Does Dick Cheney’s daughter, the lesbian strap-on dike one, listen to this Keith Suburban crap too I wonder? Or rap?
      He’s worse than Sheryl Crowe. She could probably whip his ass, so that might make him some type of lesbian or something. A shampoo lesbian.
      Shampoo, Shampoo, oh Nashville Shampoo!