30 July, 2008

Humor: Black Names

Posted by Socrates in black culture, black names, Socrates at 6:56 pm | Permanent Link

Good satire: [Here].

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  7. 23 Responses to “Humor: Black Names”

    1. kennytc80 Says:


    2. Tim Harris Says:

      The Germans used to (maybe still do?) require babies’ names to be picked from an official list. I used to think that went too far with centralized control, but as so often proves to be the case, we can just begin to see the wisdom of it.

    3. Waldo Starr Says:

      I think black folks have missed the boat. What they should name their kids is Jewish sounding names, like Barry Cohen Jones or Abe Weinberg Johnson. I know these names aren’t snazzy but follow my reasoning. When they get arrested for carjacking, crack dealing, rape, murder or other mayhem it will sound like Jewish people are causing all the problems, and not the downtrodden, grossly misunderstood Negro. The rubes that read the papers won’t really be able to connect the dots and all they will see is a surg in crime from the Jewish community. Just a suggestion on how to lift the spirtits of the Negro and get that darn racist Judge off their backs.

    4. shabbos s. shabazz Says:

      Shabazz is a common name for black muslims. Malcolm X changed his name to Malcolm Shabazz. His wife was named Betty Shabazz.

      It sounds so much like shabbos, I conject that jews cooked up the neologism shabazz, indicating niggers serving kyke interests.


    5. Ceallachain Says:

      The reason blacks give their children “unique” African-sounding names? So even they can use words with more than three syllables! =)

    6. sgruber Says:

      Idiots not only pine for but also objectively need centralized control – a king or master. The lower the IQ, the more control necessary.

      Higher-IQ types need only a few barriers. No race-mixing, no advocacy of race-mixing; and then the regular laws against murder, assault and stealing. These barriers can be understood and enforced by anyone.

      The best society minimizes the low-IQ types so as not to grow government.

      Mud immigration leads to immediate destruction or less-than-immediate (i.e. totalitarianism).

      But even beyond that, you are going to need different laws for different folks. IQ is a pretty good factor on which to identify an elite. The corruption of scores by a jealous elite is the danger, but that problem sure is minor compared to what we got these days.

    7. Mike Quigley Says:

      I think they should just keep using the names they’re using so everyone can see how fucking retarded they are. Besides,I dont want to share anything with those nuckleheads,especially my name.Its bad enough they’ve held on to their slave owners names like O’Neil.



      Boy’s arm bitten off by alligator
      11-year-old’s limb recovered from belly of gator, which was later shot dead
      People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) as well as Twenty First Century Christians for Tender Loving Farm Sex (TFCCTLFS) will protest very loudly this deliberate “genocide” of the “innocent” murdered gator by wildlife offical “thugs”.

      The Associated Pricks
      updated and revised 7:02 a.m. CT, Thurs., July. 31, 2008

      by Andrei Yustschinsky, MSNBC Senior Correspondent
      SLIDELL, La. – An “innocent” alligator has bitten off an 11-year-old boy’s arm in Louisiana, sheriff’s deputies say.

      Devin Funck was playing in a neighborhood pond in a subdivision about 20 miles northeast of New Orleans when the alligator pulled him under, deputies say. The alligator was described as between 10 and 12 feet long and was most likely disturbed that the boy had “illegally occupied” it’s “personal” space.

      Relatives told The Times-Picayune that he managed to free himself. He was airlifted to a hospital, where his condition was not available.

      Wildlife officials said they shot the alligator dead and recovered the boy’s arm largely intact from its belly.

      The arm was taken to the hospital, but relatives said they’re not sure whether it can be successfully reattached.

      People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) as well as Twenty First Century Christians for Tender Loving Farm Sex (TFCCTLFS) will protest very loudly this deliberate “genocide” of the “innocent” murdered gator by wildlife offical “thugs”.

      Last month, a teen lost his arm when an alligator attacked him in a Florida canal.

      © 2008 The Associated Pricks. No rights reserved. This material can & will be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

      Andrei Yustschinsky reporting “on the spot & in the parking lot” from TFCCTLFS headquarters in Hammond, Louisiana
      URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25944305/

      © 2008 MSNBC.com

    9. Shaballawanza Muhdickwanza Says:

      is u mofuggin crakas be makin fun of d noble blac man?
      we wuz makin ol eegip why u crakas be livin in caves n shet

      blac power!

    10. Cowboyzeke Says:

      The whole comment section of the article cited goes to show how stupid and lacking in self control these niggresses are. And we want these humorless easily enraged babboons living amongst us? That is the real joke.

    11. ein Says:

      Some story! Weird too.

      It’s an ideal pond to swim in, clean, beautiful,” said Howard McCrea, 61, the St. Tammany Parish deputy and nuisance alligator hunter who caught the animal.

      Yeah, it’s a delightful place to swim. Just perfect — except for the hungry alligators, that is. Otherwise, it’s “ideal”.

      “People living in the area know about the alligators that swim in the three small lakes and waterways around their houses. They especially knew about Big Joe, the 11-foot-long, 500-pound gator that swam in Crystal Lake. But, they weren’t especially worried.
      “This was a very large gator, and as they get bigger they can become more aggressive,” said Noel Kinler, manager of the state Department of Wildlife and Fisheries’ alligator program. Officials were not sure why the alligator attacked the boy, although in warm weather they feed more often, Kinler said. ”

      Now WHY would a 500 lb. alligator attack a child? I simply can’t imagine. How mystifying.

    12. ein Says:

      Tim Harris says: “The Germans used to (maybe still do?) require babies’ names to be picked from an official list.”
      – – – – – – –
      I didn’t know that. But the Catholic Church .. “used to (maybe still do?) require babies’ names to be picked from an official list.”

      When I was born, my mother wanted to name me “Harry”. The priest told her that he couldn’t baptize me under that name, Harry being not a real name but only a nickname (for Harold or Henry). So it had to be one of those two.

      As I understand, it had to be the name of a listed saint. There is no St. Harry. No doubt now, with ecuminism, Vatican II, and the endless pandering that’s extended to blacks, that rule has fallen by the wayside … just like so much else.

      (I wonder if there’s a St. La Teesha or a St. Juwaan?)

    13. Justin Igger Says:

      Most telling part of the article: ““It’s so hard to keep coming up with something unique,” said Uneeqqi Jenkins, 22, an African-American mother of seven who survives on public assistance. Her children are named Daryl, Q’Antity, Uhlleejsha, Cray-Ig, Fellisittee, Tay’Sh’awn and Day’Shawndra”

      22 yr old mother of seven. And she gets my tax money. Nice.



      Tuesday, July 29, 2008
      Larry Sinclair / Barack Obama 2008

      As Barack Obama flounders around trying to find a running mate for 2008, all of his choices are either the bottom of the list or the bottom of the list.

      As a way to help the messiah, the lofty one, the one to save not just the planet, but on a rainy day too, we submit the answer to Barack Obama’s Vice Presidential search is Lawrence Sinclair, the most vetted person in the 2008 presidential race.

      Lawrence Sinclair, his family, his lawyers, the people blogging about the Obama Chicago days are the most tracked, stalked, investigated and written about group so no surprises will show up like Paula Jones to shock the voting public.
      People know exactly what they get with Lawrence Sinclair as he has it posted on his website and has told the National Press Club.

      Lawrence Sinclair has his own website detailing a number of Barack Obama’s hidden problems. There would never be any Madeleine Albright and Al Gore coming out of the cabinet extolling how virtuous Bill Clinton was as Mr. Sinclair could simply come out and say, “I told you people before Barack Obama did these things, so why are you now shocked he did them again. Impeach the guy and let’s move on”.

      Lawrence Sinclair has his own fund raising apparatus to deal with the Biden Delaware sealed grand jury indictment, so he can just add to the multi hundred million jackpot of the Obama machine not spending money on the poor but on mega media advertisement and jet trips to Berlin to hear rock bands play.

      Lawrence Sinclair is white, so he brings in the white Hillary vote who will not ever vote for a black man.

      Lawrence Sinclair is homosexual. He bridges the uncertain gap in Barack Obama being bi sexual which always disturbs the gay community if they own Barack or if Michelle will swing him permanently back to being straight.
      Mr. Sinclair locks up the entire homosexual vote which Barack Obama and Hillary were fighting over in the delegates.

      Lawrence Sinclair already knows the pillow talk of Donald Young and Barack Obama, so if Senator Obama is exposed as already being indicted in the Rezko affair or the Chicago police haul him in for questioning, Mr. Sinclair will not be surprised and he can take over in being President without any adjustment.

      Lawrence Sinclair has already been there, done that with Barack Obama, so the shine is off the Obama and he will not be charmed into agreeing to any Obama plans like nuking Pakistan or giving a trillion dollars away of American taxpayer money to poor world dictators.

      Lawrence Sinclair having been in prison will bring in the 2 million votes of too many incarcerated and not rehabilitated American prisoners who the Democrats appeal to votes for.
      This will free Democrats in Chicago from having to commit fraud as usual in having dead people voting and Yosemite Sam casting a ballot in the elections.

      Lawrence Sinclair knows what it is like to have jihad waged against him by fanatical supporters of a person who was raised in a Muslim background in Barack Hussein Muhammed Obama. This understanding will help foreign policy terrorism issues as Mr. Sinclair has been terrorized first hand.

      Lawrence Sinclair being homosexual will not be tempted like Bill Clinton by anyone named Monica in the White House.

      Lawrence Sinclair admitted to using drugs, and even as a non user, will cement the drug user vote for Democrats as Sen. Obama can not make up his mind if he snorts or just blows.

      Lawrence Sinclair has proven under intense pressure he will not act out in selling himself to communist Chinese, Saddam Hussein in bribes and changing his story in the definition of “is”. Is is sex and that is what Mr. Sinclair knows it to mean.

      So for all of Sen. Barack Obama’s weaknesses, Mr. Lawrence Sinclair has proven his strengths.

      Mr. Sinclair in interviews does not need teleprompters and does not get rattled when someone asks about homosexuality like Sen. Obama does.
      Where Senator Obama’s half brain does not work, Mr. Sinclair’s whole brain with a tumor does function wonderfully well.

      Mr. Sinclair being from North Carolina and Minnesota will give both those states a chance in the electoral college for Democrats as he is a native son.

      Mr. Sinclair being experienced with courts, lawyers and the justice system will not be taken in by Attorney Barack Obama, the Attorneys which populate all government nor have to have it explained to him how hearings work when Barack Obama is impeached over one of several situations he is now hiding.

      Mr. Sinclair is the man for all seasons and the perfect candidate for the Democratic ticket in 2008.

      Mr. Obama, instead of sending out your people to harass Mr. Sinclair, place him on the ticket as he is your best asset and in all honesty, your stalkers are dragging this all back to the people who control you at places like ICANN, Microsoft and the Department of Justice which these elite patricians are not pleased over.
      With Mr. Sinclair on the ticket, Mr. Brzezinski can go on to his enemies in nuking Muslims, Chinese and Russians.

      Lawrence Sinclair 2008 solves Barack Obama’s political problems in being elected…….the criminal problems President Obama is going to have to deal with on his own like his stalking corp.

    15. shabbos s. shabazz Says:

      LA blocks new fast-food outlets from poor areas

      The City Council voted unanimously Tuesday to place a moratorium on new fast food restaurants in an impoverished swath of the city with a proliferation of such eateries and above average rates of obesity.


      THIS is not satire.

    16. Zoroastro Says:

      Hell, the amerika is so dumbed down right now that if the judenpresse proposes OJ Simpson as Hussein’s running mate, I think the liberals wouldn’t bat an eyelid. Oh, sure, why not, that’s that noble black superhero who’s been having some minor family problems….

    17. Mike Quigley Says:

      Are we still talking about nigger names? Where did alligators and Barrocko come from?

    18. Uncle Kwaimbo Says:

      My cute little name was a combo of Uncle Sambo/Quimbo, the 2 nigger overseers and sidekicks from the “Yankee” (or in this case kike) from (deep down – if you apply it to our “Yankees” controlling niggerland Washington) south in Uncle Tom’s Cabin, and the word Kwa. Since some of you think this “Sambo’ Bama is going to somehow whip Whitey into action, rather than help continuing killing him for his devilish master.

      Would someone tell the dickhead k*ke (no I have no solid evidence, of that just that he is a dickhead) Steve1957 that in reference to his “proven” conundrum here:


      c7*d6 could have been a very possible move for black

      White’s bishop could have gotten to d6-e7-d8 before this capture

      I know, I know what a nerd. But I thought I would help you shut up a very condescending irritating troll.

    19. Uncle Kwaimbo Says:

      Did my reply go thrjough?

    20. Socrates Says:

      Uncle Kwaimbo Says: “I know, I know what a nerd. But I thought I would help you shut up a very condescending irritating troll.”

      Speaking of trolls, here’s a suggestion: use only one screenname if you plan to comment regularly.

    21. Zoroastro Says:

      Back to silly nigga names: how about Barrack ? Is it notutterly surreal, if not staged, that the little unqualified prick’s name is actually Hussein (like in Saddam Hussein) and is one letter apart from Osama -the jewish media’s favorite fictional foe?
      What magic hat do these Soros-lKissinger-level juden manipulators pull them from?

    22. shabbos s. shabazz Says:

      “unqualified prick’s”

      Do we need a qualified prick?

    23. ein Says:

      That seems to be all we get — one way or another.