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Obama, Bought “surprise” Portage diner
“It’s awesome dude. He will change this country and fix our economy. I’ll be able to go to college and free,” said the younger Capgun, who’s entering the eighth grade at Union Township Middle School. The younger Capgun went on to say: “My 94 year old great-grandpa says if Obama gets in he will bring Studebaker back in South Bend, what the fuck is a Studebaker dude?”

BY ANDREI YUSTSCHINSKY
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219.473.9149, ext. 666 | Thursday, August 07, 2008

PORTAGE | Presidential contender high yellow Sen. Barack Obama gave Donna Race a couple of kisses on the ass cheeks and held her hand on his private parts after the old broad gave the green light.

The 78-year-old Portage Alzheimer female sufferer won’t soon forget (or even remember) her lunch Wednesday at Gook’s’s restaurant on Willowsqueak Road. The family of Donna says that even though she recognizes Larry Sinclair’s two night stand mulatto, her only real memories are viewing films in movie theaters years back and seeing the likes of Pinky, The World, The flesh & the Devil, Guess Who’s Cumming For Dinner & Save The Last Dance.

“I admire him. I’m honored I met him. He’s a wonderful person. He’s “involved” with the young, the old, the male and the female. He’s got me really excited about politics and “other things” again,” she said, comparing Obama to Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy and that DC (District Of Criminals) negro rock smoking stud-buck Marion Berry.

Obama and U.S. Sen. Even Bought stopped by the Portage eatery owned by Brad and Julie Chedder for about a half-hour Wednesday afternoon.

The stop was “not announced” by the campaign until late Wednesday morning. But the salt & semi-pepper duo drew a crowd.

The diner was full because Obama’s visit was “not announced”, not only with national, Chicago and local media, but people like the senile Race and her family who barley saw the talMUDvision trucks outside and stopped to see what was going on. As the event drew on, nearly 100 people stood outside waiting to get a glimpse of Obama and Bought.

After spending time talking to people, shaking hands and having their pictures taken, the domino duo left, but not empty-handed. Obama ordered four large fries to go with four with extra hot sauce, just like a your “typical” American.

Chris Leaking, a Portage day care worker, got right to the point when Obama and Bought came close to her booth.

“Is Mr. Even Bought your new mate?” she asked Obama.

“Even Bought is the senator of Indiana and my verry close and i mean close friend who is supporting me in my campaign. I haven’t made a decision yet,” said Obama, barely taking a break in shaking hands with folks at the next peep show booth.

Leaking and friend Susan Headlice came to Schoop’s for lunch “not knowing” of the impending visit.

“It is unbelievable they’d come to Portage,” said Headlice, a first-grade teacher who shook Obama’s hand and exchanged words about children.

“That’s a wonderful age. They are really very nice and very sweet at that age,” Obama told her.

Obama talked comatose unions with Tony Capgun in the next booth

“It was good to see him here,” he said.

His son, also named Tony, was a little more excited.

“It’s awesome dude. He will change this country and fix our economy. I’ll be able to go to college and free,” said the younger Capgun, who’s entering the eighth grade at Union Township Middle School. The younger Capgun went on to say: “My 94 year old great-grandpa says if Obama gets in he will bring Studebaker back in South Bend, what the fuck is a Studebaker dude?”

Julie Chedder was” surprised” by the visit. She got “no advanced notice” until her employees called her at home and told her Secret Service members were doing a walk-through in anticipation of the visit. She was working in the yard cleaning up the STEELE RESERVE® lager liquor cans (thrown in her yard by her new negro neighbors) and dropped everything to get to the restaurant.

“Of all the places to pick, they picked a little diner in town. But Even Bought said he’s a big Gook’s fan, especially this afternoon,” she said.

BREAKOUT

Secret Service does pool detail

As Sen. Barack Obama visited Portage on Wednesday, a Deep River Waterpark employee said Obama’s naturally tanned daughters were at the Merrillville park with members of the Secret Service. The employee said she saw the children playing in very shallow pool reserved for colored children and adults who can’t swim, accompanied by several “descrete” Secret Service officers while other agents walked in the the pool with their very baggy swim drawers on.

Andrei Yustschinsky reporting from “on the spot & in the parking lot” of Gook’s Restaurant in Portage, Indiana, 46368

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Mestizo Rag-tag Regiment Cross Border, Hold Buffoon American Border Agent
“Agents assigned to the Border Patrol at Ajo, Ariz., said the beaner rag-tag regiment crossed the border into an isolated area southwest of Tucson and pointed rifles at the a very petrified agent who then defecated his drawers and later fainted, has not been identified for obvious and embarrassing reasons”.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 10:33 AM

By: Andrei Yustschinsky

A mestizo regiment crossed the border into Arizona and held a U.S. Border buffoon agent at gunpoint on Sunday, according to a published report.

Agents assigned to the Border Patrol at Ajo, Ariz., said the beaner rag-tag regiment crossed the border into an isolated area southwest of Tucson and pointed rifles at the a very petrified agent who then defecated his drawers and later fainted, has not been identified for obvious and embarrassing reasons.

The mestizos scattered like cockroaches after other American agents arrived on the scene, The Washington Times reports.

It’s “not known why” the troops crossed the border, but American law enforcement authorities have said privately that current and former mestizo pseudo-soldiers have been hired to protect drug and immigrant smugglers for the benefit of cheap labor for U.S. corporations and recreational drug use for our congressmen and senators.

“Unfortunately, this sort of behavior by mestizo psuedo-military personnel has been going on for years,” union Local 2544 of the National Border Patrol Council said on its Web site.

“They are never held accountable, and the United States government will undoubtedly brush this off as another case of, ‘Oh well, they didn’t know they were in the United States.’ It is fortunate that this incident didn’t end in a very ugly gunfight.”

Ricardo Alday, a spokesman at the Mexican Embassy in Washington, told the Times on Tuesday: “Law enforcement operations have led, from time to time, to “innocent incursions” by both U.S. and Mexican law enforcement personnel and military units into the territory of both nations…

“We always try to “solve these incidents in a cooperative fashion”, and as acknowledged by the Border Patrol, this was the case in the episode at Ajo.”

The General Accounting Office estimates that $23 billion in illegal drugs flow across the border each year.

According to The Times, a coalition of drunken border sheriffs have actually demanded that the American and Mexican governments probe incursions into the U.S. by heavily armed drug escorts dressed in “made in China” mestizo pseudo-military uniforms.

Andrei Yustschinsky reporting from “on the spot & on the border” in Ajo, Arizona, 85321

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