21 June, 2009

Ali Baba and the Forty Jewish Easter Bunnies

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by Arch Stanton.

I suppose it’s unseemly to again take note of an ol’ American double-standard, but have you noticed how it is ok to lump certain cultures and groups together while you must tread ever so lightly when talking about other cultures? Americans are obsessed with making sure one does not use generalizations, unless of course it concerns a hated enemy, and then it’s perfectly ok to hate and kill ‘em all and let Jehovah sort ‘em out. How many times in the course of conversation have you made a statement like the following: “But of course, negroes are criminals by their very nature” only to have the other party jump-stop the conversation by saying something like the following, “Wait a minute, you can’t say that about negroes! Not all negroes are criminals! Why I know several negroes and they’re really good people. You can’t make sweeping statements about negroes, it’s only a few bad apples spoiling it for the rest of them.” At that point the focus of the conversation breaks down into a discussion about the politically correct manner required when one addresses the subject of negroes. This break then effectively ends any civil and meaningful discourse on the original topic of negro criminality.

Below is a classic example of that qualifying effect insisted upon by the majority of Americans. Here we have an “anti-Semitic” negro ranting on about the jews, but then he stops to carefully qualify his rant with the following statement: “I’m not talking about all Jews, all people of the Jewish faith, I’m talking about Zionists.” Now let’s stop the cameras right here and try that shoe on the other foot. “I’m not talking about all Arabs, all people of the Muslim faith, I’m talking about the Taliban.” Have you heard anyone of late making this type of qualifying statement about Arabs? I find it is quite proper among the vast majority of the American populace to lump all Arabs and Iranians (most Americans don’t know the difference) together in one, big, hate-filled mass of evil and say things like, “Those fuck-ing A-rabs otta’ be nuked! Why don’t we just kill ‘em all and take their oil!!?”

I have yet to personally hear one single American say, “Now just wait a minute, you cannot make such a blanket statement about all Arabs. Not all Arabs are bad; in fact I know some really nice Arabs who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Arabs are basically good people and when you talk about Middle Eastern people you should realize that it is only a few bad apples that are spoiling it for the rest of Arab world.” Most assuredly if you did hear someone make such a statement, it would not alter the course of the conversation one whit. What you would most likely hear is something like the following wild-eyed retort: “What the fuck are you talking about?” Then the retorter would get all squinty-like and would continue, “What are you, some sort of A-rab-Muslim luvin’ terrorist? I’m a patriot and I say we ought to kill all them fucking A-rabs and take their oil! If you love those goddamned A-rabs so much, why don’t you just move the fuck over there and live with ‘em?” Of course it goes without saying whose side onlookers would take, and at least one of ’em would report you to the Department of Homeland Jewsurety as a Taliban t-thympathizer.

But you know what’s interesting? I see jews all over America. I see jews controlling the American media! I see jews running the American government! I see jews manipulating the American economy. I see jews heavily influencing American jurisprudence and writing American law. I see jews under my bed and in my closet (ok, so it’s only Natalie Portman on my V For Vendetta poster). I see more jews hiding in the American bushes than all those eggs hidden by the Easter bunny for those Easter egg hunts (everyone keeps saying the Easter bunny doesn’t exist, but I just keep pointing to the eggs**). What I don’t see are any of those goddamned, fucking, A-rabs controlling American banks and running my country into the ground, while America supplies them with billions of dollars in foreign aid and massive amounts of military weaponry. I see Israel with hundreds of nuclear weapons, but I don’t see those goddamned, fucking Arabs owning a single one. So I just gotta’ ask myself who’s the real problem in America, who’s the real threat here? The jews – ‘I’m not talking about all Jews, all people of the Jewish faith, I’m talking about Zionists’ – or those goddamned, fucking A-rabs?

Rev. Wright: “Zionists” Are Keeping Me from Talking to President Obama

**The latest movie The Torquemada Code reveals that it was agents of the forerunner of the modern Mossad who developed a plan to divert Christians from celebrating the resurrection of Christ on Easter Sunday. During the 15th century, a group of Marrano jews known as the “Masad” developed a plan they called “Operation Harvey.” Their plan was to divert the religious observation of the resurrection of Christ into a pagan holiday.

It is not known exactly who came up with the idea for using a rabbit as a replacement for Christ, but it is now known that Masad agents traveled to Transylvania where it was rumored a huge and highly-intelligent breed of white rabbit lived. The breed, harveygus cuniculus, was named for the British monk Thomas Harvey who discovered them during a late-night drinking binge in 1359. This particular breed of rabbit is very secretive and usually only appears in the dead of night. For that reason it is usually only drunks stumbling home from a tavern who encounter them.

The plan of the Masad was to find forty harveygus cuniculus of known jewish birth and recruit them into Masad service where they would receive special training in a secret monastery located somewhere outside of Palestine. The bunnies were rigorously trained in diplomatic protocol, chicken husbandry, basket weaving, egg collecting and to be especially kind to children. After completing their top secret training, the bunnies were given a red coat that signified a King’s messenger and the earliest known example of a pocket timepiece. They were then sent out among the countryside to weave baskets and fill them with eggs.

The night before Easter in 1492, on the stroke of midnight, the bunnies began hiding their eggs in the bushes. Then on Easter morning, the Marrano bunnies traveled to nearby town squares where they read forged proclamations to the starving peasants. The proclamations stated that the King hereby ordered delicious eggs to be hidden among the bushes and anyone finding these eggs would be welcome to feast upon them. The starving goyim peasants and their children then spent the day searching for eggs instead of going to mass. Originally the idea was to fry the eggs, but later it was decided that hard-boiling would be more efficacious to the hiding process. As the celebration grew in stature, many of the eggs would be made of chocolate to attract children in the hopes of keeping them out of Sunday school. Much thought was given to the eggs themselves as the Masad agents feared that leaving them a uniform, natural white color might well engender feelings of white supremacy among the goyim. Therefore the Masad came up with a plan to paint the eggs all the colors of the rainbow giving rise to the original idea of a “rainbow egg” coalition. Next they agents decided to paint designs on the eggs that would secretly resemble various types of Yarmulkes, thus planting subliminal suggestions of jewish good will in the minds of the unsuspecting goyim who found the eggs.

Of course the plan was a resounding success. It was Lewis Carroll who first stumbled onto the Masad’s plan in 1878, but fearing reprisals from the Disraeli administration, he cleverly disguised the plan in his celebrated book Alice In Wonderland. In Carroll’s original manuscript the white rabbit was hurrying to his appointment to hide eggs, but Carroll’s publisher said this was simply too obvious and insisted that Carroll drop the rabbit’s mission statement, leaving the character perpetually late for an unknown appointment.

Every year the jews secretly celebrate their victory with their rabbit friends by dipping eggs in blood-red food coloring and then feasting on them in an orgy of wild abandon. This celebration is featured in the new movie “The Easter Deception.”


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  7. 6 Responses to “Ali Baba and the Forty Jewish Easter Bunnies”

    1. Arminius Says:

      Easter comes from Austera or Ostera, the Germanic goddess of the the spring and awakening of the earth after the harshness of winter. Eggs and rabbits (“bunnies”) are symbols of fertility. In rural areas of northern Germany people celebrate Easter today by lighting fires in the fields, symbolizing the return of warm weather. In mountainous districts they fill huge wheels with straw, light them and have them rolling downhill (supposed to represent the sun).
      The Christian Church tried to exterminate all heathen folk customs and replace it with the “Resurrection of Christ” but did never quite succeed, as the name EASTER implies (note the difference to “Christmas”, in Scandinavia “Jul”, in German “Weihnacht”). There was no fixed date in heathen times (as Spring wanders slowly from west to east in central and northern Europe).
      The Christian “Easter” was originally celebrated as the Jewish Passah, but the Church fell out with the Jews somehow and a Pope decreed, that Easter should never coincide with Passah. Funny, Christ rises every year at a different date and this is determined by the moon!

    2. Adam Says:

      I have yet to personally hear one single American say, “Now just wait a minute, you cannot make such a blanket statement about all Arabs. Not all Arabs are bad; in fact I know some really nice Arabs who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Arabs are basically good people and when you talk about Middle Eastern people you should realize that it is only a few bad apples that are spoiling it for the rest of Arab world.”

      This is by no means rare; on the contrary, it’s standard neocon patter. I have heard Michael Savage/Weiner say this in essentially this form, also Hannity and O’Reilly. Paradoxically, it’s often at the same time they are calling for Arab blood, agit-propping to have bombs dropped on them. It’s part of the whole tikkun olam Jewish schtick that obligates its American golem to destroy anyone who won’t get with the whole “democracy” and “human rights” scam. You know – blame everything on “outside agitators” (al-Qaeda or Taliban), or (my personal favorite) on “another Hitler” who is tyrannizing and oppressing an otherwise noble people, who are “just like us” and who will welcome us as liberators. Right after we bomb the shit out them, of course. In the lead-up to the Iraq invasion Dick Cheney himself briefly emerged from his undisclosed location to use this threadbare and transparent excuse for bloodshed on Meet the Press.

      (Videotape, March 16, 2003):

      VICE PRES. CHENEY: I think things have gotten so bad inside Iraq from the standpoint of the Iraqi people, my belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

      MR. RUSSERT: If your analysis is not correct and we’re not treated as liberators but as conquerors and the Iraqis begin to resist particularly in Baghdad, do you think the American people are prepared for a long, costly and bloody battle with significant American casualties?

      VICE PRES. CHENEY: Well, I don’t think it’s unlikely to unfold that way, Tim, because I really do believe we will be greeted as liberators. I’ve talked with a lot of Iraqis in the last several months myself, had them to the White House. The president and I have met with various groups and individuals, people who’ve devoted their lives from the outside to try and change things inside of Iraq.

      The read we get on the people of Iraq is there’s no question but what they want to get rid of Saddam Hussein and they will welcome as liberators the United States when we come to do that.

      (End videotape)

      MR. RUSSERT: We have not been greeted as liberated.

      VICE PRES. CHENEY: Well, I think we have by most Iraqis. I think the majority of Iraqis are thankful for the fact that the United States is there, that we came and we took down the Saddam Hussein government. And I think if you go in vast areas of the country, the Shia in the south, which are about 60 percent of the population, 20-plus percent in the north, in the Kurdish areas, and in some of the Sunni areas, you’ll find that, for the most part, a majority of Iraqis support what we did.

      MR. RUSSERT: People like Ahmed Chalabi, former Iraqis who came in and briefed—you talked about—did they sell us a bill of goods? Did they tell us this would be easier, that we’d be welcomed with flowers, and not the kind of armed resistance we’re being met with?

      VICE PRES. CHENEY: No. I think they felt—certainly, they were advocates of the U.S. action because they wanted to liberate Iraq from, you know, what has been one of the worst dictatorships of the 20th century, the Saddam Hussein regime. And I see and receive evidence on a fairly regular basis. I mean, if you go out and
      look at what’s happening on the ground, you’ll find that there is widespread support.

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3080244/

    3. Parsifal Says:

      The “resurrection” of Jay-sus is just a myth that symbolizes the Vernal Equinox, ie, the resurrection of life in spring after the death of winter. That in itself isn’t bad, but when the writers of the NT have the ficticious Jay-zus say that you should turn against your children and parents and worship the “God of Israel” instead, then that’s where the trouble begins.

      And the Arabs are fine, as long as they stay where Allah put them. Don’t come over here and start lusting after our White womens or try to force us to convert to your insane Mohammedan religion.

    4. CW-2 Says:

      Gentlemen, we seem to engaging in religious discourse again! As I see it, both jews and their globalist allies hate Christianity because it still provides some cohesion to White communities and still has the latent potential to over turn their rootless one-world dream.

      So is it really a wise policy for WN to be so hostile to Christianity. Why do the jew’s work for them?

      Christianity’s historical accuracy, or lack thereof, should not concern us. Why don’t we follow the jew example and get our own people into the churches and direct them back to serving the psychological and cultural needs of Whites. Bishop Williamson has made a start down that road.

    5. Parsifal Says:

      But church is for little old ladies!

    6. CW-2 Says:

      Indeed! I meant getting involved in church councils etc., where budgets are set.

      The present state of the churches is almost hysterically funny. A previous poster mentioned that the US Methodist Church is sponsoring into the US thousands of Somalis, people who given half a chance would gleefully cut the throats of Christians. Sheer insanity!