21 January, 2015

Funny, or Not

Posted by Socrates in 'Middle East', Afghanistan, America, Iran, Iraq War, Israel, Israel - the facts, Socrates, War On Israel's Enemies, Zionism at 11:04 pm | Permanent Link

Q: What’s the Jewish national anthem? A: “Onward Christian Soldiers.”

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  7. 12 Responses to “Funny, or Not”

    1. Joe Says:

      “Q: What’s the Jewish national anthem? A: “Onward Christian Soldiers.”

      This is such an abysmal piece of reality that there’s really no reply other than… you’re right.

    2. Tim McGreen Says:

      Fighting gentiles from the sky
      Foolish goy who jumps and dies
      Cattle who’ll do just what we say
      The ZOG-bots of the Green Berets

      Stars of David upon their chests
      We own them, America’s best
      One hundred goyim we’ll test today
      But only three might walk away.

      Trained to kill at our command
      Trained in combat, hand to hand
      Goyim who’ll fight by night and day
      Kill the Arabs to earn your pay.

      Back at home a shiksa waits
      Her Green Beret has met his fate
      He has died for those who oppress
      Leaving her this last request

      Put a Star of David on my son’s chest
      Make him one of Israel’s best
      He’ll be a mercenary they’ll toss away
      Make sure he does whatever the Jews say.

    3. CW-2 Says:

      Good piece of poetry, Tim.

      Our so called leaders are the worst sort, allowing us to be used in such shameful ways.

    4. Topkea Says:

      We need to harness the power of the Aryan riktus. This mighty dormant force that flows in the veins of all true High Aryan blooded sons of Lemuria will save us, if only we could learn to deploy its power. While I was inside, I came to the sad realization of how far the Brotherhood has backslid. It has neglected the cultivation of the riktus. Now they’re allying with mexicunts and selling nigs drugs. Hell, we even had chicano boys in our punk stable. That’s how far the warriors of our race have fallen.

    5. Johnny Paytoilet Says:

      I really got my jollies reading that one, Tim. Brought back some memories of when Sgt. Barry Sadler sang the original unadulterated ballad in early ’66 before the big anti-war protests broke out later that year.
      Come to think of it, every armed conflict the US has been involved in since the Spanish-American War in 1898 has been for the benefit of the JNWO & Big Money. Keep in mind wars are started by men who have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Unfortunately, they are fought by men who have nothing to gain but everything to lose. That everything is their lives.

    6. kevin Says:

      Excellent poem Tim Green. You missed your calling!

    7. fd Says:

      Tim McGreen. Sergeant Barry Sadler will get after you with a switch :)

    8. fd Says:

      Jews are neurotic. Israel could fall apart at any given time–nervous breakdown.

    9. Robert Cardillo Says:

      Spot on Tim. I could not have written it better myself Mate!!!!

    10. Johnny Paytoilet Says:

      Tim, now that you’re on a poetic streak, here’s another one in need for big makeover, too. Try adding new lyrics to Country Joe & The Fish’s “I Feel Like-I’m-a-Fixing-to-Die Rag from ’68. Think of the possibilities!

    11. fd Says:

      I’d like to see a modern day Country Joe & the Fish expose the hypocrisy of the phony wars in Asia in a song.

    12. Thom McQueen Says:

      “While I was inside, I came to the sad realization of how far the Brotherhood has backslid. It has neglected the cultivation of the riktus. ”

      Inside what, Top? I can only assume that you mean that you, like George Adamski, were INSIDE THE SPACE SHIPS!


      Here is a rendition of one of Billy Meier’s Pleideian space women, who is really German.


      All of the space-people are Germans.