27 May, 2016

All-American Cities These Days

Posted by Socrates in America, America-the-sitcom, American flag, Socrates at 2:36 pm | Permanent Link

Citizen: “I thought we were an All-American city”?

City Official: “We are! We have Chinese citizens, Vietnamese citizens, Lebanese citizens, Congolese citizens and every other “-ese” citizen that you can imagine! We have gays, transvestites, transgenders, transspecies, necrophilics, bestialphilics, wannabe serial killers, communists, socialists, anarchists, heroin addicts, acid-heads, belly-button lint collectors, people who worship liverwurst, and even a few space aliens — although they’ll probably deny it. And we’ve got undocumented immigrants galore! I tell you, you can’t get any more All-American than our city!”

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