17 July, 2019

Africa: Ebola Outbreak Updated to Global Health Emergency

Posted by Socrates in Africa, America, America as a 'melting pot', America as Wonderland, America-the-sitcom, Ebola, illegal immigration, immigration, Socrates at 3:51 pm | Permanent Link

Texas official #1: “Well, that’s no problem. We’ll just have to be more careful from now on. Instead of letting 500 immigrants from Ebola-land into Texas every week, we’ll only let 400 immigrants from Ebola-land into Texas every week! Problem solved!”

Texas official #2: “You’re a genius, Paco! No wonder you graduated at the top of your class at Tijuana State!”


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  7. 2 Responses to “Africa: Ebola Outbreak Updated to Global Health Emergency”

    1. The Great Leap Forward Says:

      Coming soon to the Kwanstain as part of the glorious fundamental transformation improvementation.
      Lefty comrades will be so sad when they find that the germs don’t care about your political affiliation or attempt to make a unicorns and magic fountains reality.
      They’ll bray for mommygov to fix it and then it will only get worse.

    2. BroncoColorado Says:

      Leftists, especially those of the well-off liberal variety, completely disdain biological facts, they even boast about their ignorance. Their gated condos and university ivory towers may protect them from the physical presence of browns and blacks but no security guard can protect them from the third world diseases they carry.