16 February, 2020

The End of Standards, or, Mat Whales

Posted by Socrates in America, America-the-sitcom, feminism, Feminists, land whales/carpet whales, Socrates, sports, Western culture, Western decline, women in sports at 11:58 am | Permanent Link

Seen: female college gymnasts on TV, competing at a tournament.

It seems that today, the main diet for 19-year-old gymnasts is donuts, nachos and pizza. Half of the gymnasts I saw were overweight by 15 pounds and some by 20 pounds; a couple of them were real mat whales. Half of them had a pudgy, round-faced, blubbery look. The very last people who should look fat are gymnasts: they aren’t wearing much. (Plus, the extra weight could cause injuries). Where’s Captain Ahab when you need him?


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