2 February, 2020

The Super Bowl: America Deserves It

Posted by Socrates in America, America-the-sitcom, bread and circuses, bread and circuses as Jewish, Socrates, sports, sports morons, sports negroes, tv, TV culture at 10:46 am | Permanent Link

White guy #1: “Oh, boy! Today’s the big game! I’ve been waiting a whole year for this! Let’s see: we’ve got 7 cases of cheap beer, 53 bags of artery-clogging chips, shameless commercialization, a talentless half-time show, and over-paid negroes playing with an egg-shaped ball! I tell you, life doesn’t get any better than this!”

White guy #2: “It’s great to be a retarded American!”


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