3 March, 2020

The Future of Diversity in America

Posted by Socrates in "gay pride", "gay", "gender theory", "gender", "homophobia", 'hate', 'hate' haters, 'tolerance', 'transgender', Affirmative Action, America as Wonderland, America the White nation, America-the-sitcom, American culture, animal abuse, animal rights, anti-White laws, anti-White themes, dispossession & destruction, Diversity, diversity is hate, Gertrude Stein, Hitler, Hitlerphobia, homosexual themes, homosexuals, jewed culture, Jewed labor, jewed language, jewed law, jewed politics, Matthew Shepard, Socrates, War On Normal, War On White People at 11:31 am | Permanent Link

Somewhere in America, 2030:

(*knock-knock-knock-knock*)

Man: “Who is it?”

Federal Diversity Cop: “It’s Detective Ira Weinstein-Silverberg of the Federal Anti-Fascist Squad, Houston Branch. Open the door.”

Man: (*Opens door*) “Uhhh, okay, what do you want?”

Federal Diversity Cop: “We’re here to talk to you about your company, Ten Very Normal White Guys Landscaping.”

Man: “Okay. What about it?”

Federal Diversity Cop: “Our records show that you employ 3 gay people, 2 transgendered people, zero bisexual/questioning people, and zero PNHSRDAs — people who have normal, healthy sexual relationships with domesticated animals.”

Man: “Yes. So what?”

Federal Diversity Cop: “Well, according to our records, you must, by law, employ 46 gay people, 27 transgendered people, 15 bisexual/questioning people, and 8 PNHSRDAs.”

Man: “Well, when it comes to hiring, we do the best we can. The landscaping business doesn’t attract many alternative-lifestyle people and…”

Federal Diversity Cop: “Wait a second: what did you just say?? Was that a homophobic/transphobic remark?? I think it was!”

Man: “What?? No, no, I just meant that most landscapers are…”

Federal Diversity Cop: “Oh, I know what you meant! You meant that gay, transgender and PNHSRDA people don’t fit into your narrow, blonde, blue-eyed, Nazi-like view of what a landscaper should be!”

Man: “No, wait, that’s not true, I just meant that…”

Federal Diversity Cop: “Let me tell you something, Hitler-boy. I’m gay, my father is gay, my mother is gay, my cousin is gay, and my cats Fluffy and Fifi are both gay, although I’m beginning to suspect that Fluffy is actually transgender/non-binary/intersex. Anyhoo, here’s the bottom line: America was built by proud, gay Americans, Hitler-boy!”

Man: “Well, uhhh, okay, I’m sure it was, but…”

Federal Diversity Cop: “That’s it! I’ve had enough jazz from you! You’re under arrest, Hitler-boy!”

Man: “For what???”

Federal Diversity Cop: “For violating Sections 1 thru 17 of the 2027 Matthew Shepard Federal Anti-Fascist, Anti-Bigot, Diversity, Inclusion, Anti-Bias and Tolerance Act! You’re looking at 20 years in a federal pen, Hitler-boy! Those are Class 5 felonies. Maybe next time, you’ll be a little more inclusive and tolerant, Hitler-boy!”

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