26 June, 2020

God Grants Tyronicus Jones a Wish

Posted by Socrates in 'Black Lives Matter', 'White privilege', 'White racism' myth, 'White supremacy' accusations, Black Cities, black culture, Black mentality, blacks, Blacks abusing White technology, Blacks in America, racism, racism accusations, Socrates, White inventions at 11:05 am | Permanent Link

Tyronicus Jones, of New York City, is a young negro, and he is also the leader of an organization called Black Felons Matter. Tyronicus is standing in his bedroom, talking to God:

Tyronicus: “I hate White people, God! In fact, I wish that White people had never existed!”

God: “Really?”

Tyronicus: “Damn straight!”

God: “Well…okay.”

*ZIP*

(Tyronicus suddenly finds himself in the middle of Africa, naked)

Tyronicus: “What the fuck??? Where am I???”

God: “You’re in Africa, of course! I granted you your wish! Your ancestors were never brought to America as slaves, since White people have never existed. You see? You’re back in your homeland! Permanently!”

Tyronicus: “Where are my clothes?? Where’s my watch??”

God: “Those were White-invented things. They no longer exist.”

Tyronicus: “Where’s my house? My car? My computer? My cell phone? My TV set? My rap CDs?”

God: “Those were White-invented things. They no longer exist.”

Tyronicus: “You gotta be kidding me!”

God: “I never kid.”

Tyronicus: “I don’t think I like this.”

God: “It’s a sudden change, to be sure.”

Tyronicus: (he looks around the area) “Where am I gonna live out here?”

God: “You’ll need to build a grass hut of some sort. Also, you’ll have to learn how to hunt wild game.”

Tyronicus: “I see where this is goin’. I don’t like it! I want to go back to where I was! I want to go back to America! Right now!!”

God: “But, I thought you’d like it in Africa! After all, there’s no White racism here!”

Tyronicus: “Well, I don’t like it here! It sucks! It’s blazing hot, and there’s nothing here but lions and snakes! Why would anybody want to live here??”

God: “Well, I can undo your wish and send you back to New York City. But the move will be final. No do-overs.”

Tyronicus: “Really??? Great!! Thanks, God!! I’m ready to leave right now!!”

*ZIP*

(Tyronicus suddenly finds himself back in his bedroom in New York City)

(*ring* *ring*)(Tyronicus’ telephone rings)

Tyronicus: “Hello? What?? No, I’m not going to the stupid Black Felons Matter rally. In fact, I quit. I don’t care about Black Felons Matter anymore. And here’s some advice: be glad that you live in America, nigga, and stop bitching about racism and White privilege!”


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