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(Announcer: “Ladies and gentlemen, silence, please. The great magician, The Jewish Culture-Master, will now perform amazing feats of illusion to entertain you and destroy your nation!”) The Jewish Culture-Master: “Pay close attention. I will now perform an amazing cultural feat! I wave my magic wand and…(*poof*) race is important. I wave the wand again and…(*poof*) […]

“The mayor is proudly gay and in a same-sex marriage. Yet the right to same-sex marriage did not even exist in this country until the Supreme Court discovered it a few years ago.” Good point. All of a sudden, the high court found a long-missing “right”! “Look, there, on the floor, next to the bathroom: […]

A female combat general?? Ha-ha-ha-ha! Nice going, U.S. Army. Military men don’t respect female soldiers, whether they’re privates or generals. [Here].

1. “An elderly man in New York was arrested for shooting two burglars in his house, not for murdering the intruders, but for shooting them with an unregistered gun.” [Here]. 2. Drag Queen Story Hour: “drag queens” (why do they call them “queens”?) read to children at American public libraries. Why? I can guess. [Here].

(Above: Two…egg-shaped…things, made by queer “artist” Ellsworth Kelly. Gee, what talent he had! How many years of intensive art training did it take for him to learn how to make two…egg-shaped…things? My dog made two egg-shaped things yesterday. Except they were brown…). Of course the postal service would choose modern “art” made by a homosexual, […]

(Above: Jewish congressman Emanuel Celler, the pointman behind the Immigration Act of 1965, a.k.a. the Hart-Celler Act, which flooded America with Brown immigrants from the Third World. Another Jew, Senator Jacob Javits, also played a major role in the creation of the Act. Make no mistake: legal immigration attracts illegal immigration, just like candy attracts […]

Did you know that around 75% of mass shooters are Black? [1]. Yet, the American media usually says that mass murder via firearms is a White thing. Curious, huh? . [1] “mass shooters” is being defined here as “persons who shoot 4 or more victims at once”: “The New York Times identified and analyzed these […]

Marine Lieutenant: “I don’t understand it. Why are half of the new recruits pregnant?” Marine Sergeant: “Does this mean they won’t be deployable to a combat zone, sir?” [Article].

(Sung to the tune of “God Bless America”) God bless America, land that I (*yawn*), stand beside her, and ignore her, through the constant flood of the beaners; From the Jew-tools, to the Marxists, to the faggots, pumping butt! God bless America, though I know he won’t, God bless America, though I know he won’t; […]

(Above: the flag of the Soviet Union — the real red flag that Colorado lawmakers pledge allegiance to) Wife, on the telephone: “Hello??? Yes, my husband just looked at me strangely, and then he said something sarcastic about our new Chinese neighbors! Well, you see, the thing is, my husband owns guns! Two or three […]