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As Lovey Howell from Gilligan’s Island: “How does one become a Snoop Dogg, anyway? Does one become a dog first and then a snoop second, or can one become a snoop first before becoming a dog later? Really, it’s all terribly confusing…” Her husband, Thurston Howell III: “You’re overthinking it, Lovey. Just be a good […]

In the old days, Congress and state legislatures made the laws. Today, unelected judges make the laws. What is a judge? A lawyer who wears a robe. (One of the federal judges who was appointed by Barack Obama had never sat on a judicial bench before. But wait, it gets better: her name is Elena […]

America, the, uhhhm, uhhhh, anti-communist country, sometimes. Lemme get this straight: America is the “world’s foremost anti-communist country.” We fought communists in Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Cuba (sort of), and Nicaragua (sort of, under Ronald Reagan). We hate the red scum, right? Right?? We even told Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall, and he did […]

I don’t have a crystal ball to peer into in order to foretell America’s future — who knows what that future might hold? But if I did have such a device, here’s what I might see: The year is 2040, the place is somewhere in America: Radio announcer: “This dramatic news has just come into […]

Just after the so-called “Civil War” (it was actually the War for Southern Independence, which was fought from 1861-1865), the U.S. government was in shambles. It was broken and was being run by usurpers and retards. This era was known as Reconstruction. It was a 12-year, nightmarish period of government by illegal rule and by […]

(Above: not pop culture). America has a pop culture. But that’s not the same thing as having a real culture. A real culture = important values and traditions are passed down from generation to generation, involving such things as skills/craftsmanship, food harvesting/production, cooking, courtship/romance, work ethics, home furnishings, etc. This happens over and over again, […]

The government serves the people. The people don’t serve the government. Congressmen go to Washington D.C. to serve the people. Are they serving us? Do you feel served? Gun bans? Threats to free speech? Non-Whites — including Jewish and Black congressmen — calling the tune? Is that what you want? “No government can continue good, […]

A negro professor writes: “To fix the original sin of racism, Americans should pass an anti-racist amendment to the U.S. Constitution that enshrines two guiding anti-racist principals: Racial inequity is evidence of racist policy and the different racial groups are equals.“ Historically speaking, Western culture (that includes America) is White male culture. Period. Yeah. We […]

“No one is above the law” proclaimed The Nancygirl. Oh, really? That’s funny. What about Hillary and the 30,000 missing/destroyed emails? What about the millions of illegal aliens who are in America right now? What about the illegal 2003 Iraq War? Remember Saddam’s non-existent Weapons of Mass Delusion (WMD)? The USSA is a big joke […]

How do you fix something in Mexico? Get a hammer. If that doesn’t work, get a bigger hammer. And if, for some reason, that fails, just use lots of bailing wire and swear a lot. [Article].