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Liberal snowflake: “If only we could ban guns, we could stop violence in America! We could all live in peace!” Liberal: “That sounds nice, but what about knives, ice picks, axes, machetes, hammers, pipes, tire irons, chains, clubs, bricks, rocks, rapists, street gangs, and the mafia? How could we ban those things?” Liberal snowflake: “(*sob*) […]

The U.S. Supreme Court building is the most beautiful building in Washington, D.C. But how many liberals know that the facade of that building, up on top, contains a horrifying thing. Yes, one of the figures in the facade is holding a…a… fasces. Yes! Fascism! Oh, my god!! (In fact, one of America’s coins, the […]

Liberal #1: “Oh, no! We’ve gone too far left! We’re gonna lose the 2020 election! Turn! Turn!” Liberal #2: “I can’t turn it. The steering wheel is jammed!” Liberal #3: “Yeah, you jammed it with your socialist, utopian bullshit! Now Trump’s gonna win for sure!” [Article].

I hate it when hateful White supremacists — hopped up on hate — leave hate outside of your office! Don’t those haters know that America is, historically speaking, a Black country? Just consider one of America’s most famous founders: Mr. Jefferson. Yeah. Blind Lemon Jefferson. [Article].

Let us end that old “melting pot” lie before things get any worse. It’s a lie that was created and spread largely by two pro-immigration Jews: Israel Zangwill and Emma Lazarus. (It was Lazarus who wrote the clever poem “The New Colossus,” which contains the famous lines: “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled […]

News report: “US building coalition to protect ships crossing (Persian) Gulf” Where, oh, where have I seen that sort of headline before? Oh, yeah! In 1941, just before president F. D. Roosevelt started WWII by issuing “shoot-on-sight” orders for German ships during “protective convoying with allies”! It seems that protective convoying can lead to war. […]

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A liberal presidential candidate said: “Trump is a racist, and a Trump rally was similar to Hitler’s Nuremberg rally.” What does that say about Trump’s millions of supporters? Newbies, there is no real race “issue” in America, so there is no real race “argument” to engage the liberals in. There are merely facts: Fact 1: […]

Tweaker #1: (*huff*)(*huff*) “Dude, want some more wasp spray?” Tweaker #2: (*huff*)(*huff*) “No, dude, I’m good…but I will have some more ant spray, if you have any left…” News report: “Wasp spray used as alternative meth, contributed to three overdoses” [Article].

That’s impossible. Nobody is worse than a racist! Racists are evil incarnate! Racists are like, like, like Satan without a pitchfork! Like Beelzebub without wings! They’re like, like Ted Bundy without a Volkswagen, like Adolf Hitler without a funny mustache, like rich Republicans fleeing diversity via White Flight! Yes, they’re evil incarnate! This claim just […]