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You’ve heard of The Branch Davidians? Well, these people are The Branch Covidians! They’re preparing for the Second Coming, too: the Second Coming of world communism via endless “pandemics” and forced lockdowns (the First Coming of world communism failed circa 1991 when the Soviet Union collapsed and Cuba went on life support). (hat tip: Journeyman […]

A good product sells itself. Pizza, for example. No arm-twisting is required to sell pizza. Ditto ice cream and tacos. The public likes those things for a reason. Ditto Honda cars. They’re great, and many Hondas are made in America. No arm-twisting is needed to sell them. Why are the U.S. government and Big Tech […]

And many of those “Covid” deaths weren’t Covid deaths. Recall that in many states/countries, if you had Covid in your body when you died from a heart attack or stroke, you “died from Covid.” Speaking of Covid hysteria: the Jewish CDC director says that Michigan needs to lock down again! Strangely, states that didn’t severely […]

News quote: “Flu Cases Plummet During COVID-19 Pandemic” “An estimated 1,100 people have been infected with the flu so far during the 2020-2021 season.” — WBUR Boston, January 28, 2021. (Normal flu numbers: 38,000,000 cases per season. That’s 38 million). Hardly any people got the flu this season. Guess why. Right! Covid-19 is the flu. […]

Bye-bye, local and regional health and safety control. There’s a new, global sheriff in town: Marshal HealthGuard! The World Health Organization (WHO) sent him. He approves, or rejects, everything health-and-safety related. You best stay on his good side, if ya know what I mean — such as wearing a Covid face mask until 2028, at […]

Want to open, or re-open, a business? The government says that you’ve got to get “the jab” first. Just wait 6 months and that mandate will expand even further to include nearly everybody in America. In 1 year, it will include everybody in America. (One reporter admitted that the “Covid-19 passport” program was designed to […]

Liberals love the Covid-19 pandemic because they hate “normal” and also because they love governmental control. To liberals, “normal” is like the Ronald Reagan era: White guys running things and maintaining order; boring, small-town, Main Street stuff. They hate that. Liberals love change. In fact, they crave change. Staying in one spot freaks them out. […]

(A White man, hallucinating after being injected with the Covid-19 vaccine): “Mom, is that you??? I thought you died!!” Mom: “I got better! By the way, Hell really exists! I spent 3 years down there until they caught the mistake and bumped me up to Heaven — which is full of naked people with wings, […]

So, that’s why there have been no flu deaths in the past year! The flu has simply been re-labeled “Covid-19.” It’s so easy. So simple. Whoever dreamed that idea up, bravo, dude! You’re a genius. After all, what is Covid-19? It’s a SARS (Severe acute respiratory syndrome). I saw a video about it. It’s a […]

Someone once said: “Whenever a liberal accuses you of committing “X” crime, you can bet your last nickel that he committed “X” crime just yesterday!” Yes, indeed. That goes double for hate-crimes. Nobody hates like a liberal. Now that Donald Trump is out of office, liberals are rushing to open restaurants and other businesses. They […]