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(as of about 6:00 PM Eastern Time, Tues.) Saaaaay, here’s good news for America: a homosexual and a Jewish socialist are the top Dem favorites in “conservative” Iowa. Huh. Yay, corn belt! Old-timey people. Not.

Normal man: “Who do you want to win Super Bowl LIV? The Chiefs or the 49ers?” Leftist: “Both!” Normal man: “But, only one team can win!” Leftist: “Right. That’s why I want both of them to win!” [Article].

And to think, “one-size-fits-all/any-moron-can-vote” democracy is called “a great thing!”: “In any case, it was a republic and we couldn’t keep it; instead, Jewish hedge fund managers and plutocrats decide under what guise the neo-liberal machine will continue to operate, for it is in fact all window dressing. The reasons may vary—cheap labor, ready votes, […]

Global government is madness: Why would people who live in the UK want to be governed by bureaucrats who live in Belgium? Nonetheless, global government has been a trend for decades. But now, with Boris Johnson winning the election in Britain, maybe there’s hope that global government (which is illegal) is on the way out […]

One great thing about liberals is that they have no self-awareness (even some animals have self-awareness). Liberals do crazy things without realizing that those things are crazy. For example: trying to railroad Supreme Court justice Kavanaugh again with another half-baked sex claim after the first attempt to do so failed spectacularly. That’s great news because […]

Liberal #1: “Okay, we have two strategy options for winning the 2020 election. Option 1: we tell the American people the truth: that we’re going to raise their taxes 3,000 percent in order to pay for health care for illegal alie…oops, I mean, undocumented workers. Option 2: we call Donald Trump a ‘racist Nazi hatemonger’ […]

Liberal #1: “Oh, no! We’ve gone too far left! We’re gonna lose the 2020 election! Turn! Turn!” Liberal #2: “I can’t turn it. The steering wheel is jammed!” Liberal #3: “Yeah, you jammed it with your socialist, utopian bullshit! Now Trump’s gonna win for sure!” [Article].

“Tom Steyer, the billionaire liberal activist who earlier this year said he would not pursue the Democratic nomination for president, reversed course on Tuesday, announcing his campaign for president in 2020.” His money won’t help him win. Running against Donald Trump is like running against pizza. You can’t win no matter what you do. [Article].

This is an absolute, over-the-top-insane idea. If all illegal aliens get “free” healthcare (paid for by Whitey’s tax dollars), every Brown and Black person in the world is going to try to sneak into America. My god, what a nightmarish, “Camp of the Saints” scenario. Wow! Trump just won the 2020 election. “DNC Chair Perez […]

“Give the people free stuff” and “Impeach Donald Trump!” isn’t an ideology. Liberals have no ideas. They never did. They just parrot cheap slogans. But that won’t stop Blacks, Browns and women from voting for them. Democrazy: I can’t think of a better way to ruin a country (except communism). (Mussolini, when asked by a […]