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“Sex” is male or female only?? How dare the Trump Administration make such an outrageous claim! Ask any lesbian mulatto Marxist professor at Berkeley: there are 473 different sexes, including my favorite: “demiromantic polyamorous binary male-to-female drag king.” Has a ring to it, doesn’t it? Maybe I’ll become one! News quote: “The Trump administration has […]

News quote: “The Supreme Court handed a big win to the LGBT community Monday, ruling in a 6-3 decision that an employer who fires a worker for being gay or transgender violates Title VII of the (1964) Civil Rights Act…” So now, you can’t legally fire mentally-ill “transgender” freaks from a private business that you […]

Liberals love rules and mandates. They love forcing people to do things, despite their frequent claims that they are “easy-going” and “tolerant.” Just look at California: it’s a police state run by liberals (e.g., California has laws that prohibit the state from doing business with any other state that “discriminates” against “transgender” people, even though […]

There’s no such thing as “transgender,” so what’s the problem? How can somebody sue over something that doesn’t exist? Judeo-leftism is a vindictive, get-even movement. Indeed, the Judeo-leftists have a curious mental feature: they absolutely cannot “allow” any right-winger to “get away with it.” Get away with what? Whatever “wrong” the right-winger has done. The […]

(Late edit: the post’s title has been edited to read “Bill” since it is not yet a law) I’ve said it before: liberals will politicize anything. Yes, anything. In fact, liberals are born to be political. They’re born complainers. They challenge every idea, every tradition and every value. Did you hear about the liberal baby? […]

Human resource officer: “Here at Big Global Feminized Corporation X, we are proud of our record of diversity! We have worked hard to make our workplace gender-neutral and race-neutral, and also gay-and-transgender-friendly. There is no corporation more tolerant and more diverse than us! In fact, we just won the Karl Marx Medal of Freedom for […]

Somewhere in America, 2030: (*knock-knock-knock-knock*) Man: “Who is it?” Federal Diversity Cop: “It’s Detective Ira Weinstein-Silverberg of the Federal Anti-Fascist Squad, Houston Branch. Open the door.” Man: (*Opens door*) “Uhhh, okay, what do you want?” Federal Diversity Cop: “We’re here to talk to you about your company, Ten Very Normal White Guys Landscaping.” Man: “Okay. […]

((News quote: “Virginia lawmakers gave final approval Wednesday to a comprehensive anti-discrimination bill, known as SB 868, which aims to protect LGBTQ people from unequal treatment. Virginia will become the first southern state to successfully add sexual orientation and gender identity to…”)). Au contraire! If you are the “T” (or maybe even the “Q”) in […]

News quote, June 20, 2018: “The World Health Organization no longer classifies transgender people as mentally ill. The United Nations health agency announced Monday in its 11th International Classification of Diseases (ICD) catalog that “gender incongruence” — the organization’s term for people whose gender identity is different from the gender they were assigned at birth […]

Woman #1: “My 4-year-old daughter is transgender. She was a boy until last Friday!” Man #1: “My 5-year-old brother became a woman last night! I’m so proud of him! He’s already wearing lipstick!” Woman #2: “My mother just became a man at the age of 94. It’s kind of awkward calling her Frank but she’s […]