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(Late edit: the post’s title has been edited to read “Bill” since it is not yet a law) I’ve said it before: liberals will politicize anything. Yes, anything. In fact, liberals are born to be political. They’re born complainers. They challenge every idea, every tradition and every value. Did you hear about the liberal baby? […]

Human resource officer: “Here at Big Global Feminized Corporation X, we are proud of our record of diversity! We have worked hard to make our workplace gender-neutral and race-neutral, and also gay-and-transgender-friendly. There is no corporation more tolerant and more diverse than us! In fact, we just won the Karl Marx Medal of Freedom for […]

Somewhere in America, 2030: (*knock-knock-knock-knock*) Man: “Who is it?” Federal Diversity Cop: “It’s Detective Ira Weinstein-Silverberg of the Federal Anti-Fascist Squad, Houston Branch. Open the door.” Man: (*Opens door*) “Uhhh, okay, what do you want?” Federal Diversity Cop: “We’re here to talk to you about your company, Ten Very Normal White Guys Landscaping.” Man: “Okay. […]

((News quote: “Virginia lawmakers gave final approval Wednesday to a comprehensive anti-discrimination bill, known as SB 868, which aims to protect LGBTQ people from unequal treatment. Virginia will become the first southern state to successfully add sexual orientation and gender identity to…”)). Au contraire! If you are the “T” (or maybe even the “Q”) in […]

News quote, June 20, 2018: “The World Health Organization no longer classifies transgender people as mentally ill. The United Nations health agency announced Monday in its 11th International Classification of Diseases (ICD) catalog that “gender incongruence” — the organization’s term for people whose gender identity is different from the gender they were assigned at birth […]

Woman #1: “My 4-year-old daughter is transgender. She was a boy until last Friday!” Man #1: “My 5-year-old brother became a woman last night! I’m so proud of him! He’s already wearing lipstick!” Woman #2: “My mother just became a man at the age of 94. It’s kind of awkward calling her Frank but she’s […]

Big Fag wants you to think that the queer movement is huge. But it isn’t. Maybe 3% of the population is a sexual freak of some sort. Anyway, they used to be called “homosexuals.” Then, thanks to Gertrude Stein, they became “gay.” Then later, the term became the ridiculous “LGBT” and then “LGBTQ.” Now, it’s […]

(Above: the Marxist, Jewish philosopher Max Horkheimer (1895-1973). He and his Jewish, Frankfurt School buddies are ultimately responsible for the new social attitudes at West Point and elsewhere). Officer #1: “Here at West Point military academy, in order to prepare for lives of combat and manly aggression, we watch insightful social commentary by Gloria Steinem […]

What the hell is a “non-binary” gender? There’s no such thing. Sex/gender is binary (meaning “two”: male and/or female). There is nothing else. Just two. And, “LGBTQ organizations”? Total bullshit as well, since there is no such thing as “transgender.” Queers are a tiny minority (approximately 3.8% of the U.S. population according to one poll) […]

News quote: “The left-leaning legal group argued that it wasn’t a “full or accurate portrayal” to say that women are the only ones who “menstruate, get pregnant, or breast feed [sic].” What?? Since men don’t have uteruses, male menstruation is physically impossible. Menstrual blood is “blood from inside the uterus.” The ACLU can be described […]