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Former vice-president and all-around weird guy Joe Biden is going to announce next week that he will run for president in 2020. He will be the official Democrat presidential candidate, due to his political leadership experience and his name recognition (two important things in any political race). (Bernie Sanders as president? Forget that idea. Nobody […]

Jew #1: “I thought we banned militias back in 1992. Where did these evil Nazis come from??” Liberal #1: “Oh, my God! Evil Nazis held innocent, future citizens at gunpoint! Somebody call the UN!” Liberal #2: “Civil-rights violations! Human-rights violations! No humans are illegal, except White males!” Liberal #3: “I’m going to cry!” (*sob*) (*sniff*) […]

Sioux Indian #1: “What ‘woke’ mean?” Sioux Indian #2: “It mean, ‘not asleep.’” Sioux Indian #1: “Hmmmm…I ‘woke’ then.” Sioux Indian #2: “Me, too. Wide awoke.” “It began roughly with the (Michael Brown-inspired) 2014 protests in Ferguson, Missouri…” It’s funny that he should say that. I’ve dated the beginning of the now-hotter War On White […]

For the record, in America, engineering a coup (even a soft one) against a sitting president is treason, a crime which can carry the death penalty. Did various anti-Donald Trump people commit treason in trying to remove Trump from office? Maybe. Depending on what they did, they may have committed treason. Did they manufacture fake […]

The “Symbionese Liberation Army” (this offshoot, at least) was a Marxist revolutionary group of White women led by a hapless negro named Donald DeFreeze, a.k.a. “Cinque.” The SLA was fighting against “fascism.” Yeah, where have you heard that word before? Right! On TV last Tuesday, used to describe Donald Trump’s policies! Ha! Anyway, you can […]

Jew #1: “Crap! Our attempts to discredit ‘right-wing populism’ have failed! There’s nothing in the Mueller Report! Donald Trump will be re-elected! No one can run against him and win! JFK couldn’t win against Trump!” Jew #2: “He’s right. Running against Trump is like running against pizza — you can’t win. Maybe we can still […]

Israel stole the Golan Heights from Syria during a war that Israel started in 1967. Now, Trump has told Israel that the stolen land belongs to…Israel. As someone said, this brazen “gift” to Israel by Trump is a big game-changer in U.S./world relations; this is major Israeli ass-kissing by the Trump administration. [Article]. About the […]

(Above: “Sandy” Berger) Who made China (a communist country, remember?) into a global powerhouse that can threaten America both financially and militarily? Surprise! Jews in president Bill Clinton’s administration played a huge role in doing that [1]. Almost every person involved in the administration’s “let’s grow China like a weed” strategy was Jewish, especially Clinton’s […]

Psychiatrist: “According to this report, you called Mr. Johnson a ‘goat-fucking fascist’ and a ‘Nazi child-molester’ before you beat him up. You broke both of his arms, his jaw, and eight of his ribs. Why did you do that?” Leftist: “Because he voted for Trump.” [Article], [Article], [Article] and [Video].

The political Left already controls many of the “big-electoral-votes” states [1]; just a few more states and they’ll own American politics for the following 50 years. Beginning circa 2028, liberals will rule American politics via electoral votes in the national elections. Despite Donald Trump’s election victory, it will happen, barring some freak event. Here are […]