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VNN News Correction: God Hates Fags After All

by VNN Radio Investigative Reporter Craig Cobb

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Shirley Phelps-Roper of Topeka, Kansas, protests in Cambridge, Massachusetts, just before midnight Sunday, when gay couples were allowed to receive applications for marriage licenses in the US' first state-sponsored recognition of gay marriage.

Editorial correction - In a recent interview with Howell, Michigan schools superintendent, Charles "Chuck" Breiner, this reporter used the phrase "Why God Loves Buggery...".

It turns out, according to Shirley Phelps-Roper (no relation to Billy that we know of) that God HATES fags after all! God, please make up your mind. Thank You.

Ms. Phelps-Roper and her church members from the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas travel all over the USA spreading the good word. You can visit their website at

Sodomites aren't cool- they're some sick, sick puppies. If you are a leftist sissy boy trying to get your stinky butt "knocked up" by an HIV or AIDS "gift giver", better listen to Shirley Phelps-Roper on the Lexington Green in Lexington, Masssachusetts first.

Too bad John Hancock and the Sons of Liberty, Boston Tea Party leader, Sam Adams, couldn't have seen into the future to June, 2005, when they, of necessity, fled the Reverend Jonas Clark's house via coach to fight again as leaders, that the Revolution might live.

The pastor of the Lexington Congregational Church, Rev. Jonas Clark was a devout advocate of the particularist theology of John Knox who had preached the Christian ideals of peace, love, and the turning of ones cheek before thine enemy. (We at VNN don't think the good Rev. Knox was referring to "turning" or lifting the other butt cheek before thine "gift giving" loving enemy!)

"No Christian can engage in aggressive warfare unless it is in defense of a just and righteous cause and then only after his blood or the blood of his brethren had been shed." Thus, Pastor Clark, the host of Adams and Hancock- the latter then probably the richest man in New England- knew those words well, and he gave his personal assurance to them that the men of the Lexington Congregational Church would stand united before the British advance of British Major John Pitcairn and his riflemen cadre.

Oh, but could Adams and Hancock and the Minutemen of April 19th, 1775, see the Catholic butt battlers of today "fighting" unafraid Shirley Phelps-Roper. What this country needs is freedom and celebrations for our kids getting their asses boinged. Does freedom get any better and sweeter? What a sorry and laughable mess The Kwa has become- even though God does, in corrected point of fact, hate fags.

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