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Movie Review: 'Pieces of April'
by Creator_1488
5 December 2003
Year: 2003
Genre: Drama (if you call inner-city bestiality drama)
Source: Pre-Release VHS sent to Academy Award voters
(The same type that the RIAA had a temporary
ban on, but quickly lifted due to the
jews not making enough money later down the line on
awards and promotion. Thank jew Jack Valenti for that little stunt ("Oi veh,
ve are not makink enaff mahney.").
Director/Writer: Peter Hedges (Presumably gentile but
could be wrong: "Grew up in West Des Moines, Iowa, and
graduated from Valley High School, before attending the North Carolina School of
the Arts, where he studied acting and began writing
plays". Also director of "What's eating Gilbert Grape?")
Photo Gallery:
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1878/KatieHolme_Fred20_830414_400.jpg
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1878/KatieHolme_Fred20_830406_400.jpg
Starring:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311648/fullcredits
(Including miscegenator Sisqo as "Latrell" and Armando Riesco as "Tyrone"
(Typical nigger names..the only thing missing is a
free copy of Vibe and "Roots" with every
viewing to take home.).)
Rated PG-13 for language, sensuality, drug content and
images of nudity. (Although they wont mention
the promoted interracial relationship that occurs
between this trailer trash slut and Mr. knuckle
dragger Sambo. Didn't this used to be taboo?)
Official Plot: (Quoted from IMDB.com: April Burns
(Holmes) invites her family to Thanksgiving dinner at
her teeny apartment on New York's Lower East Side. As they make their way to the city
from suburban Pennsylvania, April must endure a comedy
of errors - like finding out her oven doesn't work - in order to pull off the big
event.)
This movie is above all a great portrayal of the
multiculturalist mess that is NYC. We begin the film
with a sleezy bit of interracial love between Bobby and April (Holmes). As
the story moves along, we find out that April is a
mess, due to using drugs and getting into trouble, so she lives (presumably) with Bobby the
bootlip in a run-down apartment in East Village, NYC.
No shit, right? Doesn't take a genius to figure out that white trash become white
nigger lovers. The family planned to drive from an unknown location
to see her in East Village, taking along the obese
father, cancer-ridden mother, snotnosed annoying sister and what looks like
a jewish brother. (How that all mixes together I
haven't a clue.)
The main story revolves around April trying to find a working oven to
cook a turkey in, since hers was broken...That took
about 1/2 the film alone: dealing with a perverted rich guy with a fake accent in her complex
who tried to steal her turkey because she wouldn't fuck him,
a spic with 87 cats in his apartment, and an ape family of 2 whose man of the
jungle (house) eats food out of cans. It's amazing how much good portrayal they
give these wastes of fucking life, not to mention not ONCE does anyone say
anything about a job or where they work. (Thank the government for section 8
to keep the man off their back.)
Anyway, back to this boyfriend of hers, Bobby. This
guy was a mosquito in my ear from the beginning. While
April was preparing the turkey, Bobby tore out the giblets and boiled
em...Then went to see his friend who promised him free
top-of-the-line clothes, who turned out to have keys to
a fuckin salvation army. Bobby was droning on with
"Aw naw man, ah can't shop dis sheeit" (pretending to be a real human
being), ten minutes later walked out with a black suit.
There was a conversation between him and his friend,
they apparently couldnt keep from being confused about Tyrell and Tyrone...
Tyrone was looking for him, but shhh...its supposed to be
suspenseful. Twenty minutes later we find out Tyrone is
actually a white boy with his golfer's hat on upside down
and backwards who changed his name. Apparently he had a quarrel with Bobby
for dating April. So Tyrone stops him while Bobby's
putting down the road on his scooter with an engine
(yeah, one of those) and then his nigger buddies show up
on bikes and kick Bobby's ass. (Night as well kick her ass too for being such a
racemixer.)
This movie really doesnt have much of a point, just a
few keys things: 1. April trying to make dinner for
her relatives, failing miserably like a good goy should 2. Bobby
riding around NYC on his scooter in the middle of street
looking for things to do, while the producers try to portray blacks
are honorable, respectable human beings who just need a lot
of care and love. 3. The grabasstic family driving up to
visit. No wonder the budget was only ten grand; a porn movie
doesn't even take that much to film, how much can it
cost to get a once-respected white girl to suck ass with
a nigger buck?
In the end the family showed up, saw Bobby in the
street bleeding from the mouth, then left because
they saw how much of a sewer that place was. I guessed
they figured that a nigger with a suit is still just a nigger.
Went to a restaurant, then her diseased mother
decided to go visit her and everyone had a nice
touching bleeding heart moment of happiness.
I say pass on this movie, unless you can use it to teach
your kids not to commit racial genocide and to do good in life. A few things they don't mention are the diseases caught by racemixing. For example, blacks are 14 times more likely to carry the HIV virus then whites. Nothing your "April" wants a piece of. This is my first review,
expect future ones to be better written.
CREATOR_1488
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