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Your papers, Comrade, indeed. This is how it starts. Thanks for teaching this so effectively.

DATE LINE: JEW YORK SHITTY, JEW YORK…… GOOD FRIDAY, 2010 (5770 JEWISH YEAR) (ASSOCIATED PRICKS) PRESIDENT BARUCH YOMAMA, 44TH PRESIDENT of THE NORTH AMERICAN UNION (UNITED STATES of AMERICA BEFORE JULY 4TH 2009) & THE FIRST NORTH AMERICAN UNION PRESIDENT TO COVERT TO JUDAISM WAS TAKEN DOWN TODAY by AN ASSASSIN’S BULLET AT 12:01 PM EST WHILE MAKING A SPEACH AT THE VERY REV. AL SHARPTON’S CHURCH IN THE HARLEM AREA of JEW YORK SHITTY. THE SUSPECT, 32 YEAR OLD ALI SASSIN, A SYRIAN NATIONAL, HAS BEEN APPREHEDDED by JEW YORK SHITTY POLICE (ADL AGENTS) & IS BEING HELD AT THE NOW REOPENED GAUNTANAMO BAY “DETENTION” CAMP. VICE PRESIDENT HILLARY RODHAM IS EXPECTED TO BE SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT TONIGHT (FRIDAY) AT 8:PM, EST. BEGINNING AT 6AM, EST, SATURDAY, ALL NORTH AMERICAN UNION FLAGS WILL BE FLOWN AT HALF STAFF, AS ORDERED by NAU SECRETARY of STATE VINCENTE FOX. OUR LATE PRESIDENT BARUCH YOMAMA WAS KILLED INSTANTLY (WITH A PLATINUM BULLITT TO THE BUTTOX) WITH AN ISRAELI MADE “JERICHO 941” HAND GUN, AS STATED by THE JEW YORK COUNTY CORONER DR HARVEY PLATT…….ANDREI YUSTSCHINSKY
DATE LINE: SUNDAY-PASSOVER, 2010 (5770 JEWISH YEAR) JEW YORK SHITTY, JEW YORK (ASSOCIATED PRICKS) AS WE ALL KNOW by NOW, WITNESSES AT THE COUNTY MORGUE HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN THE “CORPSE” of THE LATE PRESIDENT BARUCH YOMAMA OPEN FROM THE INSIDE THE DOOR of THE LATE PRESIDENT’S REFRIDGERATION UNIT, WHICH HAS BEEN STORING HIS BODY UNTIL FUNERAL ARAINGEMENTS ARE COMPLETED. ACCORDING TO WITNESSES, MR YOMAMA WALKED OUT OF MORGUE, APPEARED TO BE UNSCATHED & WALKED THROUGH THE BRICK WALL & VANISHED. ONE WITNESS QUOTED: “I SAW THE FRIDGE DOOR FLY OPEN LIKE THE TWINKLE of AN EYE, THE BODY TABLE MOVED FORWARD & OUR GODLY PRESIDENT STOOD UP & WALKED THROUGH THE WALL & DISAPPEARED. I THINK PRESIDENT YOMAMA AT THAT MOMENT LOOKED MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN ANY MAN OR WOMAN ON THE FACE of EARTH, HE WAS JUST GLOWING LIKE THE SUN ON A SUNNY DAY”. WORLD RELIGIOUS LEADERS SUCH AS BENNY HINN, STEVE MUNSEY, REV IKE (REMEMBER HIM?), ORAL ROBERTS, TIM LAHAYE & JOHN HAGEE WILL MEET AT BILLY GRAHAM’S MANSION WITH THE AILING WORLD RENOWNED PREACHER ON TUESDAY, TO DISCUSS IF OR NOT PRESIDENT BARUCH YOMAMA IS THE MESSIAH. MANY BLACK RELIGIOUS LEADERS SUCH AS REV. AL SHARPTON HAVE BEEN LAUGHING THIS “MIRACLE’ OFF SAYING: “THEM WHITE FOLKS ARE SO GUILTY FOR BEING WHITE THAT IF THE talMUDvision (JEW TUBE) CLAIMED IF THIS SAME THING HAPPENED TO RODNEY KING OR O.J. CHIMPSON, THEY WOULD KISS & WORSHIP HIS BLACK ASS TOO”. IT HAS ALSO BEEN REPORTED THAT THROUGH THE NORTH AMERICAN UNION, THAT AN ESTIMATED 6,666 MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN HAVE TAKEN THER OWN LIVES AS WANTING TO BE IN HEAVEN WITH THEIR DADDYLY MAKER, BARUCH YOMAMA. IN CHICAGO’S SOUTH SIDE ABOUT 6,000 AFRICAN AMERICANS IN A RALLY (INCLUDING BILL CLINTON) WERE CARRYING SIGNS STATING “BOTH JESUS & CLEOPATRA WERE BLACK” OR AT LEAST KIND of BLACK. AN OLD BILLBOARD USED FOR THE 2008 (YOMAMA FOR PRESIDENT) PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN WAS IN STORAGE IN THE BASEMENT AT THE ST ALFONZO CATHOLIC CHURCH IN LOS CESSPOOL GRANDE, MEXIFORNIA (CALIFORNIA BEFORE 12-25-2009). THE CHURCH JANITOR, HECTOR LOPEZ CLAIMED: “I WAS IN THE BASEMENT STORAGE ROOM & I HEARD A HEAVENLY CRYING SOUND & WHEN I LOOKED UP & SAW ONE of THE YOMAMA BILLBOARDS, TEARS WERE COMING FROM YOMAMA’S EYES ON THE BILLBOARD, AMEN”. ON SATURDAY AT BAKER’S KEYBOARD LOUNGE IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN, A DOUBLE? of YOMAMA WALKED IN , SAT AT THE BAR & ORDERED A VERY LARGE GLASS of WATER (NO ICE). “YOMAMA” SAT FOR A FEW MINUTES, THEN DSAPPEARED. THE WAITING PERSON CAME BACK FOR AN ORDER ONLY TO FIND “YOMAMA” GONE & LEAVING THE WATER GLASS STILL FULL BUT WITH A STRANGE LOOKING REDISH LIQUID IN IT’S PLACE. THE POLICE WERE CALLED & THEY REMOVED THE LIQUID FROM THE PREMISES & IN A DAY THE WAYNE COUNTY TOXOLOGIST REPORTED WHAT THIS MYSTERIOUS LIQUID WAS, RICHARD”S WILD IRISH ROSE WINE! TODAY’S THE DETROIT FREE PRESS HEADLINE IS: YOMAMA CHANGES WATER INTO WINE! IN HYMIEWOOD, MEXIFORNIA MEL GIBSON IS IN THE PROCESS of PRODUCING A YOMAMA “MESSIAH” FLICK, PROVIDING THE JEWS FORGIVE HIM ONCE & FOR ALL. NO STATEMENTS YET FROM OTHER “CHRISTIAN” COUNTRIES OUTSIDE THE NORTH AMERICAN UNION…ANDREI YUSTSCHINSKY
DATE LINE, TUESDAY, 2010, LAS CESSPOOLE GRANDE, MEXFORNIA….. TWO DAYS AFTER PASSOVER……AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE (INCLUDING ACTOR FRANKIE AVALON) HAVE REPORTED SIGHTINGS of BARUCH YOMAMA SHOPPING AT VAL SURF’S, A SPORTING GOODS STORE THAT SPECIALIZES IN SURF BOARDS.
DATE LINE WEDNESDAY, LAS CESSPOOLE GRANDE, MEXIFORNIA….. THREE DAYS AFTER PASSOVER…..BARUCH YOMAMA HAS BEEN SEEN BY AS MANY AS 300 BEACH VISITORS INCLUDING ENOCH FIRESTONE, A SATAN WORSHIPPER. MR FIRESTONE HAD THIS TO SAY: “I WAS BUSY SUNNING MYSELF & THINKING ABOUT HOW TO BURN CHURCHES DOWN WHIEN I HEARD ALL THIS CRYING, PRAYING, CHEERING & WAILING BY HUNDREDS of PEOPLE AT THE BEACH & WHEN I LOOKED UP AT THE WATER I SAW OUR SAVIOR BARUCH YOMAMA WALKING ON WATER. I STARTED TO CRY BECAUSE I KNEW OUR MESSIAH HAD COME. NEXT SUNDAY I WILL BE BAPTIZED AT ST. MARLBORO OLD WORLD-NEW WORLD CHURCH, TO HELL WITH SATANIC WORSHIP.”
THESE ARE JUST BUT A FEW of MY NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS FROM AP (ASSOCIATED PRICKS). IN THE FUTURE, THERE WILL BE MORE!!!……ANDREI YUSTSCHINSKY ( A VERY WISE GHOST SINCE MARCH 20, I911)

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