2 February, 2015
February is Black History Month
Posted by Socrates in black culture, Black History Month, blacks, Socrates at 1:31 pm | 
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This is a good time to list all of the good things that Blacks have given mankind:
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2 February, 2015 at 3:03 pm
You forgot
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10.
2 February, 2015 at 3:34 pm
Now just a second, it’s incorrect to say that our colored friends have contributed nothing to mankind. Here is a list of their top 10 contributions as compiled by Ebony Magazine:
1) AIDS
2. Ebola
3. Gangsta rap
4. The “knock-out” game
5. Ebonics
6. Afro-Sheen
7. ……peanut butter….?…………
8. Yakub, the Black scientist from the Tribe of Shabazz, who invented the race of White devils 6,600 years ago on the Island of Patmos
9. The Harlem Globetrotters
10. The staff at Ebony could not agree on any 10th contribution
2 February, 2015 at 4:56 pm
The only contribution blacks have ever made is in jazz, and soul, and often the white guys do that better (especially Zappa who did everything better).
I like some James Browns songs.
That’s about it.
So in other words they should be shipped back to Africa.
2 February, 2015 at 5:59 pm
Negroes have excelled in certain areas of music, but it is largely attributed to their access to White technology. Separated from White civilization, Negroes would be chanting to the sound of the drumming of a hollow log while dancing around the fire.
2 February, 2015 at 7:12 pm
Well there is also;
Carjackings, home invasions, necklacing, voodoo, cannibalism, shittiest music ever, wearing pants hanging off their ass, shoe worship.
3 February, 2015 at 1:07 am
It should just be Black History Minute. At least they got the shortest month of the year for their “history”.
Nobody mentioned all the great inventions Edison took credit for, no doubt stolen from his mulatto lab assistant, that ebbil White Debbil. And without blacks we wouldn’t have the idiom “a barrel of laughs”.
http://blackhistory.com/content/245868/black-history-note-to-teach-your-kids-a-barrel-of-laughs
Laff at dem debbilz!!!!
3 February, 2015 at 1:12 am
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrasobHcKA
Tim, Ebony Magazine finally decided on the 10th Greatest All-Time Black Achievement. This tied with Wilt Chamberlain allegedly sleeping with 20,000 women and not dying of AIDS.
3 February, 2015 at 1:15 am
(1) The Fender Stratocaster
(2) Wet-sleeve alloy engines
(3) ..errr
Oh..wait..uhmm..
..I said WAIT, goddamnit!
Oh I know!
20,000lb triplanes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-_dsNTZch0
3 February, 2015 at 1:18 am
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_E._Johnson,_Sr.
So the first Black made hair product is a hair relaxer and hair straightener so they can get rid of the nappy pubes God put on their heads and look more like the White Debbilz. Interesting.
3 February, 2015 at 1:37 am
Afro Sheen!
Jesus Christ Almighty, what a fucking curse to anyone with an intact olfactory mechanism. Makes ya’ wanna shove no.2 pencils all the way through your cranium. That shit stinks like a mosqito truck spraying old tennis shoes.
I was at the DMV a ways back, turning in the papers for a car I’d sold, the black lady behind the counter was “counter” to the DMV by being both pleasant in appearance and demeanor. She had a short, blond afro-I admit, I almost felt a twinge of nostalgia, 70s-style. I complimented her on it and she admitted that she hated all that hair dressing muck. I gave her a knowing glance and we said our ados.
Beyonce’ be’s goin’ bawd ‘cuz of huh weave addiction. Den shes kin REplace dat bawd beyotch on dem ol’ Ohio Playuhs rekkids. Sho’nuff!