16 January, 2022

Funny Song

Posted by Socrates in Biden, Biden administration at 2:17 pm | Permanent Link

Dedicated to Dementia Joe.

(sung to the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain”)

“I’d not slobber away the hours, and I’d converse with higher powers, and worship crappy art,

I think I’d be thinking that I’d be a shorter Lincoln if I only had a brain.

I’d offer every notion, feeling, emotion, and think just like a girl,

I wouldn’t be a fool and never would I drool, if I only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why, the liberals always lie; it’s ’cause they cheat, how sweet!

I’d control all my piddle, and never touch a griddle that would make me yelp in pain,

I wouldn’t play in blizzards, nor unzip women’s zippers, if I only had a brain.

Yes, I would prance and be a Mary, and my job would be less scary, if I only had a brain.


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