Bliss Ninny doesn't understand why people just can't get along. While it is entirely unintentional, Bliss Ninny's utterly vacuous comments can drive the more pugnacious Warriors into a frenzy of aggression. Often in the heat of battle Bliss Ninny will discuss her cat.

You are starting to get just a bit annoying

Normally I wouldn’t grace one of your ignorant threads with a reply and kissing up to Linder doesn’t make up for your misfortune on the genetic lottery.

However this does describe the majority of VNNF’ers.

Atheist is Deacon's cyber-doppelganger. Should an unsuspecting forum member make even a passing comment about faith or spirituality of any flavor, Atheist will descend like one of the Furies, mercilessly hectoring all of the ignorant and delusional believers about the sordid history of the church and the pernicious effects of religion on society.

After a few of Atheist’s anti-religious jeremiads most other Warriors will avoid the subject altogether, though Evil Clown may egg him on a little, and Philosopher may amuse himself by pointing out flaws in his reasoning. http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/atheist.htm

Jarl, Sutter, Momus & Draco Archivist

Hey nice! But you forgot Ethnix and Impostor

I like to think of myself as a bit of "troller", "garble", and "jekyl" haha but I'm pretty normal on vnnf. Which one areyou?

Either big cat, eagle scout, enfant provocateur, or perhaps after this poll it seems, target! All depends on the mood or what's going on on VNNF. When it's just tumbleweeds and other boring drivel, I'll start a thread like this one.

I seem to be a hybrid:

In a perpetual personal feud, Duelists generally don't menace anyone but each other, unless, of course, another Warrior foolishly gets between them. They may not even remember what started the fight, but not they cordially loathe one another and seize every to go at each other. When the other Warriors eventually weary of their endless kvetching the Duelists will be shouted down or Nanny will ban them. Even after getting the heave-ho from one forum, however, it is not unusual for them to seeking each other in other forums to renew their fight.

Archivist saves and squirrels away each and every discussion forum message. Do you remember having a bad day back in 1996 when in one of your messages you may have said a few things that were...well, perhaps a little...hasty? Don't worry, Archivist still has it and will post it to the forum if you begin to get the upper hand in battle. Archivist can be a very effective and fearsome Warrior.

I use my archives to duel.

Does that make me a bad person?

By the way, "Composts" description on that site fit Lindstedt to a fucking T:

A weak Warrior with few weapons at his disposal Compost flings expletives and vulgarities to keep his opponent at bay. This tactical maneuver can occasionally rout especially sensitive combatants, such as Innocence Abused, but it is generally ineffective against more powerful Warriors. Nanny has little stomach for Compost's ordure and will quickly ban him from the forum.

Hah!

Grenade: N.B. Forrest and The Final Solution?!?

I hardly think so -- maybe you should re-read the descriptions, KT....

Also -- I think MOMUS might take issue with you for categorizing him as "jerk"....

Maybe others have a different perspective, but this is how I see myself:

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

I think I found mine...

I'm somewhere in between Kung-Fu Master and Jekyll and Hyde

Whacha think?

Oh, and in case your wondering who sometimes slips silently into your posts and CORRECTS most of your horrid spelling habits?

Grammarian

Haha, the merry-andrew who wrote that had me down pat. Except I don't usually berate people for lacking a sense of humour. That would just be tired.

I, on the other hand, am much too deep and complex a man to be categorized by any of the existing labels you mere mortals are bandying about....

Hah! Eat my dust, losers....

"Lord, it's hard to be humble,
when you're perfect in ev-er-ry way....
I can't help but look in the mirror,
'Cause I get better lookin' each day...."

- Mac Davis

Yes, you are delightfully eccentric, etc.

I see FadetheButcher as being a combination of the Lamer, the Ferrous Cranium, the Artful Dodger, and the Tireless Rebutter.

Yes, you are delightfully eccentric, etc.

Ehh....'scuse me, but, what's with this "etc." crapola?!

Okay, I'm "delightfully eccentric".....yeah, yeah, go on.....

Grenade: N.B. Forrest and The Final Solution?!?

I hardly think so -- maybe you should re-read the descriptions, KT....

When lobbed into a discussion forum Grenade instantly blasts civil discourse into smoking rubble. Grenade's explosive content can be adjusted to the forum's interests.

TFS and N.B. Forrest have had their share of knockouts! I like Forrest's one liner on the Hmong serial killer: "These Stone Age dog-eaters and their apologists need to be exterminated." Right on! There was nothing left to add after that!

Also -- I think MOMUS might take issue with you for categorizing him as "jerk"....

Jerk is sarcastic, mean, unforgiving and never misses an opportunity to make a cutting remark.

This had me laughing; MOMUS's behavior to "the D.O.C." can be summed up perfectly by this.