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I noticed that MSN / Hotmail has a banner at the top of their main page asking: [color="Red"]Instant Answer: When is Purim?, it links to their search engine:
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=When%20is%20Purim?&FORM=MSNHIA
So, know that I know when Purim is, I asked myself, what will I do to mark this time? [color="Red"]So, I thought I would find all my enemies, cut thier ears off, and make little cakes shaped like them. Then eat them while celebrating the memory of the mutilation of my enemy.
I instant messaged another fellow I know and asked him the same question, and he said: "[color="Red"]I'll be stringing a Jew onto a lampost."
So, what are your plans for Purim?
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Posted : 12/03/2006 4:14 pm
Probably gas some jews in my oven.
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Posted : 12/03/2006 4:51 pm
Purim - 2006
The Mitzvah of sending food gifts (Mishloach Manot) during the days of Purim is prescribed in order to recall the brotherly love which Mordechai and Esther awoke among their fellow Jews. Purim falls on the night of March 13, 2006. In the walled cities of Israel - such as Jerusalem and Safed - Purim starts the night of March 14th.
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What a fun way to celebrate Purim! This basket includes a package of Smiley cookies, Mike and Ikes, Zours, toffees, chocolate bars, gum drops, candy bars, a drink, and other treats.
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Posted : 12/03/2006 5:11 pm
Probably gas some jews in my oven.
Damn. I can't do that. My oven is electric... 
"Evidence linking these Israelis to 9/11 is classified. I cannot tell you about evidence that has been gathered. It's classified information."
-US official quoted in Carl Cameron's Fox News report on the Israeli spy ring and its connections to 9-11.
Posted : 12/03/2006 5:17 pm
I hope that this is not against VNN rules. It's pretty funny. If it is, then please delete it. I'm willing to follow the rules if I know what they are.
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[color="Red"]The jews are a problem--not our ONLY or SOLE problem, not responsible for EVERY problem faced by gentiles, not some ALL-POWERFUL race that we shouldn't bother trying to resist, not an EXCUSE for avoiding responsibilty for problems of our own making --but nonetheless, A REAL, SERIOUS PROBLEM.--Burrhus
Posted : 12/03/2006 6:11 pm