Dr Watson: I say Holmes, we must guard ourselves against another Muslim terrorist attack, even if that means suspending some of our guaranteed civil rights.

Sherlock Holmes: My dear Dr. Watson, what makes you think that Muslims attacked us?

Dr. Watson: Oh my dear Holmes, it’s been all over TV and the newspapers for the past five years! Surely you’ve seen the video of the Twin Towers and all of that horrific carnage of 9/11! Of course we were attacked, every child in the country knows that to be a fact! If you think otherwise, I’d have to say that you’ve been snorting too much of that medicinal cocaine!

Sherlock Holmes: All is not what it appears to be, my gullible friend.

Dr. Watson: Just what is it, that you’re getting at Holmes!

Sherlock Holmes: My dear Watson, sometimes inaction speaks louder then action! Let me illustrate. If a building were said to be on fire, one would expect that all of the people in the building upon hearing the news that the building was on fire would make a hasty exit. Right? But let’s say that you were in the building and someone said that the building was on fire, and that none of the people in your immediate vicinity moved to vacate the building. Let’s go further then that and say that those people around you seemed oblivious to the fire warning and they did nothing to show that they were the least bit concerned. And they continued to go about their business as if nothing had happened. And indeed as you looked for yourself for signs of a fire, there was none. No smoke, no flames, no people running in a panic. Just that one person running around the building, yelling out loud that the building was on fire. What would you think of that situation Dr. Watson?

Dr. Watson: My goodness Holmes! Considering what you’ve just said, I’d have to conclude that the other people in the building must somehow realize that the fire alert coming from that individual was bogus. In other words a false alarm. Perhaps the person was a bit off and had called in many previous false alarms, you know, sort of like a resident Henny Penny saying that the sky is falling. That would explain the inaction of the other people in the building!

Sherlock Holmes: That’s right Watson! You’ve got it exactly right!

Dr. Watson: Why that wasn’t so difficult to figure out.

Sherlock Holmes: Using your same powers of deductive reasoning, Dr. Watson, let’s say that the President tells us that we must do everything to guard against another terrorist attack and then he does absolutely nothing to stop 11 million potential national security risks from entering the country. Security risks in the form of people entering the country illegally and any one of them having the potential of carrying a suitcase nuke or some other such device or scheme that could kill millions of our people. What would explain the President’s inaction to prevent 11 million people from entering the country, in spite of the obvious threat to national security that that would impose?

Dr. Watson: It’s not clear to me what you’re saying Holmes!

Sherlock Holmes: The President’s inaction to prevent 11 million illegals from entering the country tells us that the President is not even remotely concerned by the specter of another terrorist attack. And that leads us to believe that there was never a terrorist attack in the first place!

Dr. Watson: But Holmes, for the love of God, we all saw the Twin Towers go down!

Sherlock Holmes: Yes indeed, we did see the Twin Towers go down, and now we know that it wasn’t Muslim terrorists who did that terrible deed, even though the TV continues to spout that lie, otherwise the President would have never exposed the country to 11 million potential lethal national security risks. Now would he? And now, we are left with the real question.........Who was responsible for the 9/11 attacks if not Mulsim terrorists?

Dr. Watson: My God Holmes! We have the President lying to us and the TV is lying to us, who can we believe?

Sherlock Holmes: Yes Watson, they are all lying to the nation. And we know that the TV is the power that really elects the President and we also know that jews own all of the TV stations. And by virtue of that media power, it is the jew who controls the President and what he says about national security! Therefore, it is the jews who are ultimately lying. And furthermore, it stands to reason that they would blame the Twin Towers on their ancient and arch enemy, the Muslim! There is the motive Dr. Watson! And the motive points to the guilty party responsible for those tragic events on 9/11.........and the guilty party responsible for those despicable crimes is the jew! The jews are the hidden terrorists! Now it’s just a matter of figuring-out the minor details of how they pulled off the crime.

Dr. Watson: Brilliant deduction Holmes!