Kwans are stupid, and like all stupid people, unintentionally funny and frustrating by virtue of said stupidity. As a result, not a week goes by in which I don't read at least a few articles or posts that contain questions, assertions and speculations of an idiocy and ignorance that boggle the mind.

This thread can be utilized as an exhibition of quotes characteristic of kwan ignorance, tastelessness, docility and inanity. Two mild recent examples:

Also, it would help your case if you could name an interest group who would want to decieve everyone about global warming. Coming from peer-reviewed research, it seems unlikely that such a mistake could occur without there being a vested interest somewhere.

Who would be served by such a scam?

http://www.vnnforum.com/showpost.php?p=931837&postcount=4

Jennifer Hudson just ROCKED the Star-Spangled Banner.

http://www.vnnforum.com/showpost.php?p=931151&postcount=11

Cited sources are appreciated, of course. Have fun!