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Liberal snowflake: “If only we could ban guns, we could stop violence in America! We could all live in peace!” Liberal: “That sounds nice, but what about knives, ice picks, axes, machetes, hammers, pipes, tire irons, chains, clubs, bricks, rocks, rapists, street gangs, and the mafia? How could we ban those things?” Liberal snowflake: “(*sob*) […]

Liberal #1: “Oh, no! We’ve gone too far left! We’re gonna lose the 2020 election! Turn! Turn!” Liberal #2: “I can’t turn it. The steering wheel is jammed!” Liberal #3: “Yeah, you jammed it with your socialist, utopian bullshit! Now Trump’s gonna win for sure!” [Article].

Liberals are children in adult bodies. What happens when children control governments? Big trouble happens! In fact, as I’ve said before, liberals should be banned by federal law from all politics in America. They cannot be trusted with public health, safety or welfare. “From Crescent City in the north all the way down to Chula […]

Seattle is dying? Nope. It’s being murdered by left-wing extremists. Thanks to Cultural Marxism, Seattle, once a safe, beautiful city, is being ruined. It is now a “sanctuary city” for illegal aliens; it’s full of flea-infested, disease-ridden bums who camp on public sidewalks and heroin and meth addicts who inject themselves in front of daycare […]

“Give the people free stuff” and “Impeach Donald Trump!” isn’t an ideology. Liberals have no ideas. They never did. They just parrot cheap slogans. But that won’t stop Blacks, Browns and women from voting for them. Democrazy: I can’t think of a better way to ruin a country (except communism). (Mussolini, when asked by a […]

(Above: Karl Marx, the state philosopher of California). I’ve always been fascinated by how liberals are the exact opposite of what they say they are. What they say: “we’re so tolerant, so easy-going, so peaceful, so live-and-let-live. We’re not totalitarian thugs like those Nazi conservatives.” How they really are: extremely intolerant control-freaks who love big […]

“Nothing less than that is going to protect the safety of Indigenous women, girls and members of the 2SLGBTQQIA communities…” Huh? What the hell is a “2SLGBTQQIA” community? I had to look it up. Apparently, it means: “two-spirit, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, questioning, intersex, and asexual.” “Two-spirit”? Sounds spooky. Let’s just keep it simple […]

Everywhere you look in the world, right-wing people and parties are being banned, censored and silenced. So much for “tolerance” and “democracy.” Such censorship is political extremism, which always comes from the Left. (Note the mention of Spain’s former leader Francisco Franco in the article and realize that, if not for Franco’s efforts, Spain would […]

It’s always the Left that commits political violence. Yep! A young leftist hit a right-wing Australian senator in the head with an egg — as you can see, it was caught on film (the fact that the leftist used an egg suggests that the attack was not simply spontaneous but was planned, which should be […]

Journalist: “I’m Bob Jones from KKST123 Radio, and I’m here at Big Huge Expensive Eastern College to interview two young political leaders. One of them represents the conservatives on campus, and the other one is the head of the liberal faction. First up is Matthew Smith, the leader of the conservatives. Matthew, would you please […]