8 August, 2006

Cynical Lugubriety at Itz Finest

Posted by alex in Alex Linder, Christians who abet jews, Israel at 12:33 pm | Permanent Link

Fox News currently runs ad, in mental slow motion, to suck money from christian zionists to aid their suff’rin’ brothers in mIsrael.

A thing labeled Yechiel Eckstein delivers very…very…slowly, that dullest Rapture Rabbit may digest it, a pitch featuring a glubbering Golub granma, who’s patted by an arm attached to an apparent human, off camera, quite probably because of its inability to conceal a horselaugh.

Does it get worse than this? Scientists say…not much.

International Fellowship of Christian Suckers and Jews


  • 6 Responses to “Cynical Lugubriety at Itz Finest”

    1. News Says:

      The Eckstein brand of simulated sobbing is still one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen on the televitz. Maybe he really *is* laughing. That’s all it looks like.

    2. alex Says:

      His talking speed is equivalent to super-slow-mo video. He has to talk slowly and sobbily enough that the mouthbreathing christian fundis pick up on what he\’s saying. The izzies have their own ways of raising money, this ad is solely directed at Foxfags.

    3. Olde Dutch Says:

      Holy Sheeet! In 2005 this bunch of hebrew hustlers had over $50 MILLION DOLLARS in total revenue. That means they took in over $50 MILLION DOLLARS…

    4. N.B. Forrest Says:

      I sent that simpering kike kunt a loving email a while back. I encourage all to do so.

      Watching the weepy “testimonials” of the jewdeokwischun shitheads who give their money to that division of Gawd’s Chosen Ticks makes my blood boil. Makes me want to smash their stupid beaming faces until at least a partical of sense registers in their pea brains.

      Pat Wobberson was “reporting” from Izrul tonight, bawling over the potholes & ball bearing pockmarks caused by the Katyushas – while of course totally ignoring the collapsed apartment buildings & decapitated kids caused by kike-delivered, Amurricun-made 1,000-lb. bombs in Lebanon.

    5. -JC Says:

      Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the essence of Scofield-bible evangelical Judeo-Christianity. Not to beat a dead horse but the surest way to defeat real Christianity– Jesus never to have a personal relationship with him– is to turn people off to it with perversion– Judaiszing if you will. The vast majority of humans are essentially sheep. Jews are wolves. As Ms. Gibson had Edward I say, just kill the shepherd and that will solve the problem. Same play different actors.

    6. Lutjens Says:

      Eckenkike doesn’t look Semitic to me. He is an Ashkenazi with a German last name, not a real Jew at all. According to Ben Freedman, the International Jew was the root cause of the early 20th century conflicts. I don’t see that truth anywhere on his swindlesite.