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psychologicalshock · 2009-04-13T13:24:26Z

6 days in God croat worl. 1st day God sit in chair but notice no light there thinkered he - no light , no see... God no see but no create either. God smart God, Catholic God make light and say "And light let be there" and light be there! after succesly he think words of to name lightest n light littelest he think and make name "day" sun shine hard "night" sun disappear God tired but he sleeps. then God make fish and sea and wind and water and grass and trees and atmosphere and birds and all animal and God then see hmm sumthink missing and then god think hard of what make and he sit for hours and he see ah i make croat and he make croat adam and then he see no poor croat adam alone and sad and he make for him a croat woman and name her eve and he say to eve you be good to adam adam is lonely and i make for you to be his friend Italic mind pearl make, croat Adam false paint - Adam had big dick. Eve big boobs had fortunate adam for, she like him he had cook big and they happy but Adam miss rib because god woman make rib adam from... adam hurt! But he okay sex make better. God say them : fruit no eat , you eat I angry and throw you croatia out of! Adam and Eve and Adam not want leave and work! Sex fun than work thus they no go thus they no work... but curiousity motive and snake talk them "Apple good, eat apple, God dumb..." and Adam+eve believe! for event which Adam+Eve kick Croata out of, Eve boobs bigger... KGB spy right, first Slav. eve tooked apple to adam and say "adam look what nice snake give me" and adam say "uh eve where from this fruit come?" and eve say to adam " it come from forbid tree" and adam say to eve "but God he say we no eat from tree" and eve say "the nice snake he say it is good and god is just being mean" adam looks at her and say "hm ok but i take just one bite" then god say to them "WHAT YOURS DOING?!?! I TOLD YOURS NOT EAT FROM TREE! YOURS BROKE MY ONLY ASK OF YOU NOW YOURS MUST BE KICKED FROM CROATA" eve try to tell God that Rus snake forces them to eat apple from tree, but God no listen. God say Adam eve fuck off. God kicks Adam+Eve garden out and says "Yours come back to Croata b-for learn you how listen me with ear!" Adam very sad he have work now with plow much and afro-lick aboot whith Eve. "I sad" while mean devil think how make living hard adam and eve for... He know! He make Russians and Serbs and Italins and Germons (except who like Ustashe) and guns to shoot NATO plane down pew pew! like that. And make he countries big than Croatia with Orthodox guys! Adam work discover. After adam and eve of Croatia fall from land devil snake give rule to Serv and Serv opress Croat with force and might till ancestory of eve and adam learn lesson and we did nato help up get back croata with blessing of God of Croatans and we feast and we fuck white pussy all day while KGB try to spy on us for informations Car spy oppress Croat. Then God see Croat fun having much, God make poope, poope lead Vatican poope is immoral most all but not all! Poope die sometimes too, it sad. Poope saids Croats to "having fun is good not, Croat bad life make!" and send he to them knights in armor white and feathers in head and they kill Croats lot for being pagans much! "Ha ha Croat die!" but Croat knew they fun must have less or else KGB get in and steal women all of! They say to poope : "We give uppers! No kill no more, we come Catholic more once!" poope smiled and killed few thousand more but stopped then because tired he was. Poope cast see spell, see Croat bad being! After croat become catholik we have many feast we go from border and steal servs to slaughter for feast because servs are inferior ustashe showed this ve kill lots of servs and the pope was happy because we took care of ortodox servs pope give nice words to croata for defending catholism against servs ortodoxy servs try retaliate but ve kick ther ass back to servia and we dominate yugoslavia it vas under complet croat rule till Rus and serv conspire with their ortodox to usurp rule from ours oh and kgb vas ther too Poope die time that by and new poope understand snake no not... Catholick + NATO say go east in middle and take Jewrusalami Croat say "Orthodox pig make bad things they bad!" poop no want to listen tho he laugh and shake head "No we kill Jew I no care Serv bout or Russia they God believe too and they kick ass ours time last!" Croats good catholicks and agree go Jewrusalim and fight Saladin, Saladin win eventually but Saladin Croat actuality. tru story saladin vas croat he come from parents born in split croata, he had disgreement with pappa and ran to make own kingdom his pappa wanted saladin (then salavic) to clean the cow poo from farm but saladin say "no! I great warrior I go from this land and make kingdom so great all of Croata will tremble) and he did croatans are good like that we make stuff work real good. It is sad passage of ours history we fight against other croat but catholic say ve must defend ourself against muds and ve d...