My conscience wouldn't let me steal this guitar. At a garage sale today I came across a 1953 Les Paul- in the only color option available- Gold. Les Paul himself ordered a black model to be made. If it had been black, I would have shit on my own ethics and bought it. The man wanted $230 for it. That guitar is worth close to $50,000. I hate having values and a set of morals...... Fuck me comrades- a goddamn 1953 Les Paul archtop. For any of you who don't know guitars- that is pretty much the Holy Fucking Grail of guitars. But I couldn't rob the old man. Giving him a paltry $200 for that guitar would have been no different than stealing it in the middle of the night while he was sleeping. I am going to get hammered and take solace in the fact that I did the right thing. But really, I kind of want to kill myself at the moment. A 1953 Les Paul for $230...... Would one of you come to my house and beat the shit out of me for being an honest jackoff? Sometimes, being an honest man really sucks. lol