Lawdy lawd lawd! Is this shit for real? They couldn't make this shit up any better.

The first case takes place in Miami. "Good young boy" Garvin Webster, who just graduated from high school (read, green-lighted by jews), who just happened to put out his first "hip-hop" album, gets shot on MARTIN LUTHER KING day, next to his latrino girlfriend's Lexus, get this, by two niggers riding bikes. I mean, can it really get any better than that? And yet, Whitey still doesn't wake up.

Oh, by the way. When they interview these nigs at homicide, THEY HAVE TO USE SUBTITLES!!!