Are any of you guys psychic or able to tell the future? If so, please answer these questions.

1)What is the name of my future wife?
2)Will my friend be able to hook me up with Jessica?
3)What is the name of the girl I liked in 4th grade so I can look her up on facebook?
4)When will I be rich?
5)If I pay you, can I have your psychic powers?
6)What is the name of the woman who was shouting, "Whooo" at me out the car window 1 or 2 summers ago near the rec center in Kanawha City, WV?

Thanks in advance and no jokes or dissing please!

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