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Best Places To Go To Prison
Two disgraced Enron executives, former Chief Jeffrey Skilling and founder Kenneth Lay, have pleaded not guilty to the charges against them, and they each face a lengthy prison term if convicted.
Where they will serve their time--assuming they serve time at all--can be almost as important as how much time they'll do, says Alan Ellis, a former president of the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers. Ellis now specializes in the defense of white-collar offenders.
Although criminals don't get to choose their prisons, they can make requests. And assuming their desired location matches their security classification, as defined by the Bureau of Prisons--minimum, low, medium or high--and has space available, requests are often honored.
Doppelhaken, Draco, Richard H, ToddinFl, Augustus Sutter, Chain, Subrosa, Jarl, White Will, whose next?
Posted : 03/05/2006 8:30 pm
Real crooks all know Fed time is the best all around.
"Please charge me federally and I'll snitch my ass off " is the constant mantra of anyone who's done state time.
#1 in the US is Camp Fed=FCI Fort Worth,TX(Federal Correctional Institute).Prisoner live in dorms,have special foods,play tennis and have visitors whenever they want.
It's THE place for all government informants and all politicians and big crime guys to "hang out" for a few years.The place looks like a college campus and has no fences or bob-wire.All visits are coordinated not to interrupt the prisoners college courses,tennis lessons or physical training in the pool and gyms.
Most politicians and crooks see it as a mandatory health spa; and say they have little to complain about.
Posted : 04/05/2006 7:45 am
btw -- the tennis courts are located to the left of this Hell-on-Earth and the golf course is in back. The CO's, as sadistic as they are, removed the signs so as to inflict as much torment and mental anquish on the "inmates" as possible.
Wit' jews ya lose; wit' rope deah's hope.
- Bugs
Posted : 04/05/2006 8:15 am
Prisoner Perk: Jewish prisoners can enjoy one of the biggest and most active religious programs at Otisville.
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As stupid and gullible as the average 'kwan is...I just can't see them electing a nigger president. Not yet anyway, and not obama. -- odin
Posted : 04/05/2006 8:52 am
You damned sure don't want to do state time anywhere in the South.
Posted : 06/05/2006 8:21 am