True Story.
Sorry if this wastes your time, but I had thought it a fitting story here.
My friend and I go to this Deli so she can get some sandwiches for herself and our other friend. Shes places her order, and clearly states
"no vegetables."
-"what else?"
"that's it."
So this smart fellow, with stunning attire BTW, retrieves the bread and begins to assemble the order. "He" stands infront of the assortment of vegetables. My friend and i were just chattin away when the "person" rudely spoke over us..
"ya want anything on dis?"
My friend slowly looked over and said "no."
So we keep talking while the "person" puts the sandwiches through the toaster conveyer. When they come out the other side, this dumb fucking nigger calls over to us, "ya want lettuce on dis?"
--Yeah i gave the race away as if you couldn't tell, and yeah it was much better in person. 3 fucking times we had to tell this groid. Ok maybe the third time was our bad, assuming he knew lettuce was a member of the vegetable family.
Thanks for your time. VMA