So does the bachelor at a gay bachelor party pitch or receive?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051220/ap_en_ot/people_elton_john
It buttsurfs and buttserfs. I take it Sir Humpty Dumpty plays the submissive role. Yethinks?
After a few drinks, it probably doesn't matter to him. This must be his way of publicly saying "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Hello Hershey Highway!" 
Heard bits and pieces of Elton faggoty music and his stool pusher engagement announcement on myTV during mealtime. I turned it off... didn’t want to lose my appetite.
The Honeymoon

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