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Jolie sizzles atop 'FHM' sexiest list
By César G. Soriano, USA TODAY
Move over, Britney Spears.

Proud mom Jolie with her son at Toys 'R' Us

Jolie: No. 2 last year, behind Britney, but she's No. 1 this year.
By Vince Bucci, Getty Images

Actress and activist Angelina Jolie, 29, has been voted the sexiest woman in the world by readers of FHM, a men's magazine. Spears, who topped the "100 Sexiest Women" list last year, did not even make the cut for 2005. (Related gallery: Check out FHM's top 10)

FHM editor Scott Gramling blames the Spears snub on her marriage to Kevin Federline. "She was taken off the market. It broke the hearts of men 18 to 35."

Jolie, who was No. 2 last year, "is mysterious, outspoken, outlandish, very smart."

In the biggest comeback, Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher, 40, came in at No. 7; she last appeared at No. 55 in 2001.

Other ranked hotties: tennis star Maria Sharapova (No. 19); rocker Gwen Stefani (No. 30); the Olsen twins (jointly No. 32); Housewives' Eva Longoria (No. 38); and actress Roselyn Sanchez (No. 100).

The complete list

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jennifer Garner
3. Paris Hilton
4. Charlize Theron
5. Halle Berry
6. Alyssa Milano
7. Teri Hatcher
8. Pamela Anderson
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Lindsay Lohan
11. Keira Knightley
12. Salma Hayek
13. Cameron Diaz
14. Leeann Tweeden
15. Mariah Carey
16. Jessica Simpson
17. Beyoncé Knowles
18. Carmen Electra
19. Maria Sharapova
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
21. Jessica Biel
22. Jessica Alba
23. Brooke Burke
24. Jenna Jameson
25. Heidi Klum
26. Vida Guerra
27. Christina Aguilera
28. Kristin Kreuk
29. Faith Hill
30. Gwen Stefani
31. Jennifer Lopez
32. The Olsen Twins
33. Shania Twain
34. Beth Ostrosky
35. Mandy Moore
36. Josie Maran
37. Janet Jackson
38. Eva Longoria
39. Adriana Lima
40. Reese Witherspoon
41. Jennifer Aniston
42. Jamie-Lynn DiScala
43. Tara Reid
44. Maggie Grace
45. Elizabeth Hurley
46. Eliza Dushku
47. Kate Hudson
48. Anna Benson
49. Natalie Portman
50. LeAnn Rimes
51. Penelope Cruz
52. Mischa Barton
53. Eva Mendes
54. Jenny McCarthy
55. Katherine Heigl
56. Lucy Liu
57. Jennie Finch
58. Maggie Gyllenhaal
59. Amanda Righetti
60. Kate Bosworth
61. Estella Warren
62. Anna Kournikova
63. Landi Swanepoel
64. Sarah Michelle Gellar
65. Gisele Bundchen
66. Neve Campbell
67. Uma Thurman
68. Catherine Zeta-Jones
69. Nicole Kidman
70. Emma Bunton
71. Kate Beckinsale
72. Katie Holmes
73. Morgan Webb
74. Heather Graham
75. Evangeline Lilly
76. Shakira
77. Rachel Bilson
78. Kaley Cuoco
79. Amanda Beard
80. Sofia Vergara
81. Ashanti
82. Denise Richards
83. Molly Sims
84. Alessandra Ambrosio
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Mayra Veronica
87. Jamie Pressley
88. Jennifer Connelly
89. Monica Bellucci
90. Kristi Leskinen
91. Logan Tom
92. Kelly Clarkson
93. Jennifer Hanson
94. Courtney Hansen
95. Alicia Keys
96. Brande Roderick
97. Natalie Gulbis
98. Milla Jovovich
99. Rebecca Romijn
100. Roselyn Sanchez

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-03-23-fhm-sexiest-women_x.htm


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Posted : 29/03/2005 12:33 am
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Quite a large number of notable race-mixers in there. i wonder if that had something to do with the ranking?
After all, everyone knows that White men generally are not attracted to mudlovers.


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Posted : 29/03/2005 6:46 am
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Here would be my choices

1. Angelina Jolie
4. Charlize Theron
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Lindsay Lohan
19. Maria Sharapova
21. Jessica Biel
29. Faith Hill
43. Tara Reid
58. Maggie Gyllenhaal
60. Kate Bosworth
61. Estella Warren
62. Anna Kournikova
72. Katie Holmes
82. Denise Richards
87. Jamie Pressley
89. Monica Bellucci
98. Milla Jovovich


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Posted : 29/03/2005 7:02 am
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Even at that young age, he KNOWS he's accosting the breasts of a White woman.

Typical Mud!


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Posted : 29/03/2005 7:38 am
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Nine of the Top 10 are White! Shit , for a pop culture magazine , that's about as close to being 100% right as they can get!Of course,in the old days, the entire list would,rightfully,still have been 100% WHITE....AS IT SHOULD STILL BE!!!!


 
Posted : 29/03/2005 8:43 am
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Here would be my choices

1. Angelina Jolie
4. Charlize Theron
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Lindsay Lohan
19. Maria Sharapova
21. Jessica Biel
29. Faith Hill
43. Tara Reid
58. Maggie Gyllenhaal
60. Kate Bosworth
61. Estella Warren
62. Anna Kournikova
72. Katie Holmes
82. Denise Richards
87. Jamie Pressley
89. Monica Bellucci
98. Milla Jovovich

I am not sure Jessica Biel is white, and you know Jamie Pressley and Milla Jovovich are notorious race mixers didn't you? See the circus movie with Springer for a glimpse of Pressley and Milla had a black boyfriend for years. I have a pic of her and her groid in a mag around here somewhere. The Jolie pic speaks for it's self.

Even at that young age, he KNOWS he's accosting the breasts of a White woman.

Typical Mud!

I was curious as to who would notice that first. Good going R-Mac.


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Posted : 29/03/2005 1:51 pm
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I am not sure Jessica Biel is white, and you know Jamie Pressley and Milla Jovovich are notorious race mixers didn't you? See the circus movie with Springer for a glimpse of Pressley and Milla had a black boyfriend for years. I have a pic of her and her groid in a mag around here somewhere. The Jolie pic speaks for it's self.

I didn't know about the race mixing, well, aside from Jolie's gook son. I only created my list based on outward appearances, not their "personal" lives. If I had been more aware, I'm sure the list would be smaller.


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Posted : 29/03/2005 2:47 pm
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Silicone-lip't Angelina Jolie makes me want to puke. As do Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson & turd-lovin' Carmen Electra. Here's my list (out of that bunch):

1. Maria Sharapova
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Tara Reid
4. Nicole Kidman (a pig, but a lovely one)
5. Emma Bunton
6. Reese Witherspoon
7. Faith Hill
8. Kelly Ripa
9. Shania Twain
10. Catherine Zeta-Jones


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Posted : 29/03/2005 7:49 pm
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Silicone-lip't Angelina Jolie makes me want to puke. As do Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson & turd-lovin' Carmen Electra. Here's my list (out of that bunch):

1. Maria Sharapova
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Tara Reid
4. Nicole Kidman (a pig, but a lovely one)
5. Emma Bunton
6. Reese Witherspoon
7. Faith Hill
8. Kelly Ripa
9. Shania Twain
10. Catherine Zeta-Jones

Emma Bunton and Kelly Ripa are both race-mixers.


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Posted : 29/03/2005 8:00 pm
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Line 'em up according to breast size, kick out the race mixers & muds and that should be the official VNNF list.:D


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Posted : 29/03/2005 8:13 pm
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Blondes with high foreheads,long legs,and big boobs,do it for me everytime.


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Posted : 29/03/2005 8:44 pm
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Blondes with high foreheads,long legs,and big boobs,do it for me everytime.

Don't forget the hip to waist ratio.


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Posted : 29/03/2005 11:11 pm
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The only two from that list I really like are Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Biel.

Regarding Jessica Biel, imdb.com lists her as being of German, French, English and Native American (Choctaw) heritage.

I can live with her American Indian blood. I've only seen her in a few episodes of 7th Heaven and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake but I think she's very beautiful.


 
Posted : 30/03/2005 2:11 am
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I also like Alyssa Milano.


 
Posted : 30/03/2005 2:28 am
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Emma Bunton and Kelly Ripa are both race-mixers.

I didn't know Bunton was, but I suspected Ripa. Bitch has also got a BIG mouth. Still good-looking though.


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Posted : 31/03/2005 2:09 am
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