Dude, I once heard that John the Baptist, that unkempt prophet of doom who like invented the baptism ritual often ate locusts. And in ancient Greek culture they had this cake called enkris that was like made by totally boiling locusts in olive oil and then soaking them in honey. YUM! And dude, I even like heard that the eating of insects like locusts is a totally common lesson in wilderness survival schools and that since they are like rich in protein, they could like totally save your life. Anyway, while I don't like equate the eating of locusts to "eating caviar" I don't think it's like all that uncommon either. If I was like totally hungry I would probably like eat 'em too.

Gator, dude I think you need to lay off the weed

Gator is Lance. Remember Lance, the McDonald's nut?

Who is Lance?

Edit: Nevermind. I checked Gator's past threads, and ever single one of em start with "dude."

I like the one where he asks "dude, if Billy Roper's a robot, why did they make him like totally fat?"

Gator is Lance. Remember Lance, the McDonald's nut?

kingdom phylum class order family genus species

phylum, ARTHROPODA, includes class ARACHNIDAE, CRUSTACEA, AND INSECTA.

spiders.... shrimp and lobsters.... insects... are all pretty similar animals. I've never eaten insects, willingly, but I'll bet some of them could taste just as good as shrimp prepared correctly.

.......

Reminds me of a story a friend told me about your boy from Lafayette, Axl Rose. He was in an upscale Manhattan restaurant when Axl strolls in alone about 1:00 AM and shouts to the head waiter, "You got the bug I ordered?" "Huh?" the waiter shrugs. "The bug, the big mother!"

They proceed to wheel out a 24 lb lobster and that skinny MFer eats the entire thing by his lonesome. Took him about three hours. Talk about a case of the Munchies?

yep he's just a small town White boy tryin ta find his way.

I seen some skinny bastids with that kind of look out here chowin down on crab at the chink buffets. reminds me I gots ta gets some eats! adios muchachos.

Who is Lance?

Edit: Nevermind. I checked Gator's past threads, and ever single one of em start with "dude."

Dude, like, duh, like, who could forget him?

And, like, dude, my dad owns a car dealership, and he'll totally hook you up.