Recently, a few aging virgins in cartoon-themed T-shirts from the movie review site "Rotten Tomatoes" poured forth from the Cheetos-strewn lair of their 'rent's basement to troll the board, apparently in yet another attempt to even further win World War deuce.

This board invasion floundered on the beaches however, as some of the Trekkies made the crucial mistake of actually trying to debate racial realities, instead of the usual drive-by "haters!" or the unintentionally ironic "No free speech for Nazis!" one-liners we are all so accustomed to.

Worst move since Superman started doing coke.

One thing I noticed in the ensuing verbal mauling administered by some of our more erudite Hilter Jugend members, is that the 'mater patch kiddies referred to how we hate "freedom" (Their freedom to totally bang Lt. Uhuru, you know, if they could) and "liberty".

Freedom and Liberty.

We have a whole hell of a lot less of both now than at any time since 1776, they just don't understand it.