Maybe this belongs in Nutzpah.

I took my wife out for lunch today. She picks Chili's. What a fucked up example of the Kwa and its lemmings, its stench and its stupidity. I am not a recluse, but I stay out of places like Chili's for good reason.

Going in is a dumb cunt,a bleached out mudshark. Looked like an amateur porn star. Nigger with her shuffling, hat on sideways, nigger ass showing with his pants hanging down. Nigger opens door, I snatch it out of his monkey hand. I have to get back to work, unlike this monkey. His mudshark was probably paying the bill for his food. Anyway, he gets out of the way. I find my wife. No sooner than I sit down and they put another mudshark with two mexicans beside us.

If you don't live near mestizos, count your blessings. Whites can talk quietly. Not a stinking mexican. They, like niggers, have to yell, instead of talk.

The more I sat there (they put the mudshark and the nigger on the other side of us), the madder I got at the Kwa, the fucked up restaurant I was in...I told my wife that mexicans cannot talk below 120 decibels. They actually piped down for a few minutes after that. Not for long, though.

I told the waiter we were done and got the fuck out of there quick as I could. We finished our meal, but it was not enjoyable.

So, that was my foray into the world of the Kwan. We won't be going back to Chili's anymore. O'Charlies got nixed off the list when they sat me down next to a nigger birthday party. Just imagine what that was like. I asked to get moved away from that train wreck. They complied, but I won't be back.

While being wedged between a mudshark slut, her nigger and the other mudshark and two mestizos, a Linderism came quickly to mind:

When your neighbor is a Filipino and a Mexican, you aren't a nation, you're a collection of consumers. Germany, by contrast, is, or has been, a nation - an extended family. Now be a good 'Kwan and run down to the Gap like Li'l Kim tells you and buy your 'hoodie.

Anyway, that's my story of a very unenjoyable lunch out. Anyone else have a story?