I will try to make this story as short as possible.

Tuesday night a friend and I decided to go to the gym and work out. We arrive and are met by eight kids, four of them racially mixed and the other four are niglets. They're running around wildly, slamming the weights, revving the treadmills up to full speed and all around treating the place like a playground.

Well I tell my friend that this is bullshit and I intend to leave, he begs me to stay, so I walk off anyway. So angered, he tells the kids to GTFO! They don't so I go back in and tell them we're going to call the police and they will go to jail, they leave.

My friend gets on the dip machine and I go into the press machine in the corner of the room. No more then twenty seconds later, someone opens the door and starts yelling at my friend, saying "hey, you wanna tell my kids theyre going to jail! Why don't you tell me that!" at that moment, I see two guys approach him, a nigger and a fat, white race traitor. He's getting nervous as he is outnumbered. So the race traitor tells him to call the cops if he's so brave, so he does.

At this point I'm pissed that he had to resort to that, so I stand up and the guys see that he is with someone else, so I tear into them, "get the fuck out, take your kids with you, this isn't a god damn playground you fucking assholes". Of course, now that it's a fair two on two fight, they start backing away from my friend, they lower their voices and then start telling us in a calm voice "well you handled it incorrectly, we were just protecting our kids, you shouldn't have threatened them, it's wrong to threaten kids". Yeah, that's right, according to these guys, we had threatened their kids by telling them we were going to call the cops, this is where it gets funny.

Pissed as hell, my friend and I back the two pieces of shit out of the gym, I'm doing all the cussing and threatening and he is doing all the smart mouthing. As soon as they get out, they go to their cars and hide all their beer that they had brought from the apartment pool, which is where they had been at the whole time. So as they're sitting there mouthing off to us, I start acting like a nigger saying, "I'm president Charlie, I'm president Charlie" (i'm pressing charges, I'm pressing charges) and "Yo, I'm a lower class piece of shit and I know it's illegal to "threaten to call the cops" because that's a threat" and I will sue you!".

Well the two punks have backed clear off and decided to stand their grand when my friend gets tired of their kids running around and says "come get your crotch fruit!" of course the nigger gets all fake butthurt and charges us shouting "YO YOU GOTS A SMART MOUTH!" so I jump right in his face and stop him from getting any closer to my friend, I cuss him out and tell him to fuck off, he then goes into apology mode saying that maybe we just handled it wrong and that we should have "handled it another way". We explain to him that we can't tell parents that aren't even there that their kids are in the gym when the rules say 16 and up and that we don't want them in here, there really was no other way to handle it, we handled it fine.

Seeing as we have won this war of words, we go back into the gym all high and mighty and begin working out again, the scum let their "crotchfruit" back into the gym, but we don't let it bother us, we just finish. We leave, come back out and my friend lights a cigarette at the gym entrance, the nigger is telling us not to go anywhere and we remind him the cops are on their way, that we don't have anywhere to be.

So as we're standing there, some ghetto thug ass nigger approaches my friend, we don't even know who the guy is, so we just ignore him, then he acts like my friend offended him and he says "you don't know me like that dog" and the other nigger says "OH YA'LL ARENT SO HARD NOW ARE YOU OH SHIT!". The ghetto nigger tells him he can have his boys up there in no time and tells my friend he "gotz a smart mouth", this doesn't stop my friend from continuing to be smart, the nigger claims that he was just coming to work out and my friend ask's him if his spidey senses were tingling.

So the nigger tells my friend to "watch where he lookin" my friend looks this ghetto nigger dead in the eyes and says, "you don't fucking know me like that boy!" the nigger is staring him up and down and my friend says "don't eyeball fuck me boy, understand!" ALL WENT SILENT! My jaw dropped and I was ready to fucking fight but NOTHING HAPPENED! The ghetto nigger shuts his mouth, walks away, gets in his car and leaves with a fucking quickness. I look over to the other nigger and shout "OH FUCK! YOU HAD TO CALL A THIRD PERSON! YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY! AND HE LEFT TOO! HAHA!".

Downtrodden and belittled, their kids still running around the gym and now realizing we'll beat anyones ass who comes our way, the nigger tries to apologize but he tries to tell us that we still handled it wrong, we just laugh and tell him to get the fuck out of our face. He then tells us that we are failures in the world of academia and my friend tells him we're college grads and then says "We didn't fail, you failed when you dropped out of eleventh grade and had kids before you turned 18" the guy is dead silent and then he replies with "if I had you, I would of had an abortion" so my friend says "if you had me, you can't have an abortion, fucking idiot!". So to imitate a nigger, I double over, snap my fingers and put a cupped hand over my mouth and say "AHHHHHH SNAP DOGG! YOU GOTZ TOLD!" the nigger walks away. As a final statement my friend says "WATCH, YOU'LL GO HOME TONIGHT, WE'LL STAY RIGHT HERE!".

Finally, an hour later, the cop arrives, he's Romanian, God thank you for that! He asks us what happened, walks over to the scum, who are hurrying their kids out of the gym and tells them that they're dead wrong and that no matter which way they twist their story, they're dead wrong. He tells them that if they let their kids in the gym again, there's going to be a problem and they deny that their kids were in the gym at all, the cop tells them he just saw their kids leave. So we laugh our asses off, the cop comes back and tells us "next time, let ze fucking kids smash their hands, let them bust their face on ze treadmill, just fucking walk away when it happens". As we walk back into the gym, the nigger and his white race mixing friend pack up their beer coolers and leave, exactly as we said it would happen.