Do you have hair? How do you arrange? Or do you arrange it at all? I always loved Wilde's (character's) "her hair was quite as nature might have left it" (mild paraphrase perhaps).

Now, I have no photo proof, but today I was pure Traficant. It was awesome. I totally had the poached opposum / raccoon flophouse look going, except I'm not gray.

Normally I go for the new-wave pileated woodpecker look, which I fully intend to patent once I perfect it, but when I woke up with full on Traficant, I heard the late Dr. Thompson growling that only a sick and anti-aesthetical bastard would mess with it.