Nurse: “Doctor, this man has a fever, he’s sweating profusely, and he keeps mumbling something about ‘babies in Port-au-Prince.’”
Doctor: “Oh, my God. He’s got Haiti Hysteria!”
Nurse: “Can you cure him?”
Doctor: “I don’t know. Haiti Hysteria is a serious disease.”
Nurse: “How do you think he got it?”
Doctor: “He probably got it the same way the others did: by watching TV.”