Does anyone here do trick-or-treat? My boys are at that age, so I carve a pumpkin and sit it out on the porch along with the stuffed black cat & fake spider webs. I drop about $30 on candy and treats. Before I get the pumpkin lit good I have niggers bigger than me – at least 25 years old – on my porch saying TWIK O TWEET in deep negro voices. Many of them carry their left over Easter baskets for candy buckets. You ever see a vampire or a demon with an Easter basket? Incongruous, itz.

I’ll be glad when they outgrow this phase of their lives.

GREL