...ehh, not you, Lakeesha. Ah be talkin' to da White folk oba at VNNF. Now git yo' funky black ass back unda dat streetlight, bitch!

As ah be say'n...Ho Ho Ho! honkie-ass muthafuckas! Dis here am Tyrone III (or, Tyrone the Turd) wishin' yo' White asses a Merrrra Chritmit! May yo' stockin's be hung ba de chimney wif slack; an' hopes dat St. Nick'las be fillin' dem wif crack!

p.s. Mek sho' y'all donates to da United Negro College Fund, 'sted ub dat no good Salivation Army. As dey say: "A waste is a terrible thing to mind"...ehh, or sumpin' like dat...