If you want to skip the first part just look down to "It begins here" in large letters.

uelzSantanaRoX: I got into a fight with a police officer and how he was like, you know were over there fighting for our freedom, and then i interupted him and was like " um no, we aqquired our freedon less the 300 years ago were fighting for oil
JuelzSantanaRoX: and he shut up i can handle stupidity
Me: Is this some sort of female venting session?
Me(As another sn): We're not your anti-depressant!
Me: Not at all!
Me: The people who "Fought" for your freedom
Me: Were dumb fools who were the pawns of free masons.
Me: Just wanted you to know.
Me(Another name): The media would not have it otherwise!
JuelzSantanaRoX: oh sorry i wasnt paying attention
JuelzSantanaRoX: lol yes
Me: Dirt!
Me(As another sn): Radiation!
Me: Zyklone B!
JuelzSantanaRoX: i am aware but i think being a police officer you should know what your fighting for at the current moment
Me(As another sn): Diesel gas!
Me: ZOG!
Me(As another sn): With your powers combined I am captain junkyard!
Me: Imma make up a story today
Me(As another sn): I'll combine Holo and caustic
Admin: Shoah?
Me: Woooah Abraham easy!
Me(As another sn): SHOAH!
Me(As another sn): IM BOMBA!
Me: Nazis were so powerful
Me: That they cleaned out 80 bodies
Me: within 1 minute
Me(As another sn): In fact they could fly like superman
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Me: and only the real superman was the reason they lost
Me(As another sn): Yes and Stalin
Me(As another sn): Who was like the redder version
Me: His only weakness was vodka.
Me(As another sn): And Zyklon B
Me: With piles of spectacles strewn about
Me(As another sn): Here's a basket of cut off jew noses!
Me: By our calculations 6 million died in such a way
Me(As another sn): Indeed, and we beat all the war prisoners to admit it.
JuelzSantanaRoX: I must admit
Admin: Where the fuck is my lampshade.
Me: I wish to have a mattress made out of human hair
Me: and a chair made out of a jew
Me(As another sn): Indeed.
JuelzSantanaRoX: I was not for hitler, but he had a brilliant mind his ideas were very good, And all the history channel talks about these days is Hitler
Me: Your opinion is boring
Me(As another sn): He is being very frank
Me: Like Anne Frank
Me(As another sn): The one that wrote with a ballpoint pen?
Me: Yes that one!
JuelzSantanaRoX: Yup!
JuelzSantanaRoX: lol
Me(As another sn): But were ballpoint pens not invented in 1950?
Me: I believe so
Me(As another sn): Woah
Me: This makes no sense at all
Me(As another sn): The History channel respects that Frank girl
JuelzSantanaRoX: lol
Me: She is now the laser in the terminator movie
JuelzSantanaRoX: whats everyones asl?
Me(As another sn): She is also my rearview window
Me(As another sn): I have 99 hit points
Me: I live in the arctic circle
Me(As another sn): Elvis Presley was blonde
Me: 20% of people take curly people less seriously.
Me(As another sn): Fuck those Jews.
Me: Good point.
JuelzSantanaRoX: Ok everyone, I wasnt planning on staying up this late, But i Must go, Work in the morning
JuelzSantanaRoX: I dont know how you kids do it
JuelzSantanaRoX: anyway goodnight all
JuelzSantanaRoX has left the room.
Me: Fuck that ass
Me(As another sn): Muh dick muh dick
GMFreak38 has entered the room.

It begins here

Me: Hey look it's the catch of the day
Admin: Indeed it is.
Me(As another sn): The moron.
Me: The sycophant of society.
Me(As another sn): A paragon to all peoples.
Me: Of dark color!
GMFreak38: I'm white my friend
Me(As another sn): You might think yourself chocolate but you smell like shit.
Me: White chocolate happens as well.
Me(As another sn): Indeed and it smells like shit too.
Me: Oh yes the ones that dress like children.
Me(As another sn): The negroid-like ones
Me: How was 50-cent, white chocolate?
Me(As another sn): Yes, please tell us oh miscreant..
jtdude0 has entered the room.
Me: jtdude, I heard that physics was changed forever in Treblinka.
Me(As another sn): Indeed, wood does not leave ash in Treblinka
Me: Yes and 6 million teeth disappear
Me(As another sn): Oh yes and they had dry fences covered with pine..
Me: That could not be set on fire...
Me: Apparently meat burns on its own!
Me(As another sn): I did not know this.
jtdude0: HEIL HITLER!
Me: Did you know that they gassed people in sheds..
Me(As another sn): run on submarine engines?
Me: Which they did not have perchance?
Me(As another sn): I did not know that Diesel gas kills people
Me: Indeed, soot mixed with oxygen is not very deadly
GMFreak38: ever hear of carbon monoxide?
Admin: Stains on the outside too?
Me(As another sn): Carbon monoxide, the one produced in coal burning
Me: Yes a Diesel engine barely produces any
Me(As another sn): I am afraid that it would be easier to simply burn wood
Me: And how would you explain the 6 ft tall ceiling
GMFreak38: well then I would invite you to go suck a tail pipe and see what happens
Me(As another sn): Where you can plug clothes into the pipes?
Me: Why do you not try?
Me(As another sn): So that you may prove your Holocaust.
Admin: A tail pipe that emits deisel, or just a general car?
Admin: 'Cause. Isn't it most of the time. A non diesel engine?
GMFreak38: diesel exhaust
GMFreak38: find a truck
Admin: I shall.
Admin: I shall pump diesel into my sealed house for a week.
Admin: And talk to you every day.
Me: If you didn't know how it works
Me(As another sn): It is like this
jtdude0: you people have the same belief that the muslims believe. the people that you want to exterminate from this country.... just remember that
Me: Diesel is pumped into the chamber
GMFreak38: diesel engines produce less monoxide but they do and will kill
Me(As another sn): Whereupon it is combusted through pressure
Me: Most of what is produced
Me: Is soot
Me(As another sn): And oxygen
Me: About a hundred times less
Me: than a coal burner
Me(As another sn): And let me ask you this oh wise one
Me(As another sn): Why is it that the camps were surrounded by barb wire... intertwined with pine branches?
Me: Is it not easy to simply set it on fire?
Me(As another sn): Why were there no rooves over the stoves?
Me: Did it not snow in december?
Me(As another sn): Does it never rain in Treblinka?
Me: I would like to invite you to the nafcash challenge
Me: You can win 250,000 dollars by proving your Holocaust!
Me(As another sn): FUN!
Me: Absolutely.
GMFreak38: um have you ever had a fire in the rain? It's far from impossible to keep going.
Me: Do you not realize that cremation takes hours upon end?
Me(As another sn): I suppose you never really have had a fire.
Me: And I suppose the wind dispertion doesn't matter
Me(As another sn): Oh yes and being 14 ft away from a pine forest will not catch it on fire
GMFreak38: not when the area is insulated enough
Me: and 4 25 by 50 graves will fit 700,000 bodies.. Even though science says it's at least 31!
GMFreak38: and yes I've had plenty of fires.
Me(As another sn): You obviously have never tried setting your christmas tree on fire.
GMFreak38: when a fire is hot enough the water will evaporate before reaching the fire
Me: It burns even when wet.
GMFreak38: because water evaporates in heat...
jtdude0: ya dont say!
Me(As another sn): You're quite an idiot are you not?
Me: Fire has a heat shield around it?!
Me(As another sn): Yes apparently it evaporates before touching!
Me: Water does two things; it deprives a fire of oxygen and it cools the temperature to below the combustion point of the fuel being used.
Me: Even if your fire shield was real the fire dies down regardless, due to a lack of oxygen.
Me(As another sn): NO!
GMFreak38: the air surrounding a fire is super heated
Me: Ofcourse dew doesn't settle
GMFreak38: the water evaporates quickly
Me: You don't realize that it's energy conservation do you?
Me(As another sn): Well they believe that ashes and bone can evaporate into mid air!
Me: Apparently water cannot ever touch a fire!
GMFreak38: and does not affect the fire, unless buckets upon buckers are put on it. Ever sprinkle water on a hot stove?
Me(As another sn): And wind may never blow it out
Me: Apparently snow instantly goes out as well
Me(As another sn): And goes up in the air
GMFreak38: wind actually increases the fires intensity. Wind will only blow out small fires.
Me: Let's forget that water actually settles when it evaporates in large amounts
Me(As another sn): Oh let's forget about science
GMFreak38: why do you think firefighters have such a touch time battling forest fires
Me: Wind has no effect at all on fire
Me(As another sn): Absolutely none
GMFreak38: ever blow on a camp fire?
Me: Don't you realize that your heat shield around a fire is the fire escaping into the air? Meaning it isn't burning the damn body.
Me(As another sn): Your point is so weak that it is pathetic.
Me: Very pathetic.
GMFreak38: and if wind has no effect on fire...
Me: You do not even know how a Diesel gas engine works
GMFreak38: why are you bringing it up as affecting the fire
Admin: ban freak/Physics has no say with you.
GMFreak38 has left the room.
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Me: and you have researched what you told us none
Me(As another sn): A waste of time

I IMED him

Me(As another sn): Apparently you have no concept that a fire which is blown to the side instantly loses energy transfered. A fire does not burn harder when wind is blown but more of the fire is transfered. What was used was train rails which means that the fire was always going down and if the wind affected it as well as the water on the bodies. (Which would hit the bodies first) then a lot of energy would be lost simply evaporating the water. Apparently you have no concept of insulation, you pre-human ape. Typically you place a fire where it cannot be blown because then the energy is lost and transfered elsewhere. Also forest fires spread because there is more material to burn you fool. Not only but putting your mouth on a tail pipe is not the same as fucking being in a room and breathing it in casually, which is just some soot and oxygen.
Me(As another sn): Apparently you simply really have never made a fire.
Me(As another sn): Because you would know that meat does not combust on its own or just by a little burning.
Me(As another sn): And definitely not with a few pounds of wood
Me(As another sn): it takes about a 1:10 ratio in ideal conditions
GMFreak38: spontaneous combustion anyone?
GMFreak38: idiot
Me(As another sn): LOL
Me(As another sn): Bodies don't spontaneously combust
Me(As another sn): Try roasting a leg of lamb
Me(As another sn): Tell me if it spontaneously combusts

Another one

Me: Tell your friend that meat doesn't spontaneously combust.
Me: He's a bit insane.
Me: Like you!<HR>Previous message was not received by jtdude0 because of error: User jtdude0 is not available.

Oh my even Wikipedia is against this one!

Me(Another name) : Hello mister pseudo-scientist. Here is what the world has to say about your pseudo theory Spontaneous human combustion (SHC) is a pseudo-scientific hypothesis that suggests that burning of a person's body may occur without an external source of flammable ignition. Although there is much speculation and controversy over SHC, it is not a proven natural phenomenon. In spite of this, many theories and hypotheses have attempted to explain SHC's existence and how it may occur, some grounded in current scientific understanding. The two most common explanations offered to account for apparent SHC are each discussed below: the non-spontaneous "wick effect" fire, and the rare discharge called "static flash fire".
Me(Another name) : From credible sources such as wikipedia and CNN
Me(Another name) : Stfu and gtfo
Me(Another name) : = |
Me(Another name) : # David Vernon in Skeptical - a Handbook of Pseudoscience and the Paranormal, ed Donald Laycock, David Vernon, Colin Groves, Simon Brown, Imagecraft, Canberra, 1989, ISBN 0731657942, p64
# ^ http://anomalyinfo.com/articles/sa00096.shtml
# ^ http://skepdic.com/shc.html
# ^ Ogston, Alexander (1870) On Spontaneous Combustion. In 'Original Communications', the British and Foreign Medical-Chichurgical Review, vol 95, January 1870
# ^ a b Strange Unsolved Mysteries by Emile C. Schurmacher. Warner Paperback Library.
# ^ Gee, Professor David (1965): A Case of Spontaneous Human Combustion. In Medicine, Science and the Law (vol 5, 1965)
# ^ Touey, G. P., and Mumpower II, R. C., Tobacco Sci. (vol. 1, page 33, 1957)
Me(Another name) : http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Australian_man_allegedly_ignites_carpet,_plastic_with_static_electricity
# ^ http://www.reade.com/Safety/esd.html
# ^ a b Beard, Alan and Drysdale, Dougal, Unit of Fire Safety Engineering, University of Edinburgh (1986): Spontaneous Human Combustion: More Open-Minded Research Is the Answer. In Fire magazine, May 1986
# ^ Heymer, John E (1996): The Entrancing Flame, pp133-4, London, Little, Brown, ISBN 0-316-87694-1
# ^ Heymer, op cit, pp143-4
# ^ Heymer, John E (1996): The Entrancing Flame, pp202-3, London, Little, Brown, ISBN 0-316-87694-1
Me(Another name) : Here's some for your edification
Me(Another name) : # http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2843/is_n2_v22/ai_20562395
# ^ Simmons, Ian (1996). All Fired up With Spontaneity. In Fortean Times, p 57, issue number 90 (September 1996).
Me(Another name) : Disprove them at your convenience
Me(Another name) : Thank you sir.
GMFreak38: prove at your convience, using non-biased, non-racist websites, books, etc...
GMFreak38: thank you and goodbye
Me(Another name) : Just showed you a dozen.

Oh my God Wikipedia is biased!

Me(Another name) : Oh my! WIkipedia is biased?!
Me(Another name) : AND BBC
Me(Another name) : OH MY GOD
Me(Another name) : IVE BEEN LIED TOO
Me(Another name) : SCIENCE ARTICLES TOO?!
Me(Another name) : MY GOD
Me(Another name) : FUCK!
Me(Another name) : FUCK!
Me(Another name) : FUCK!
Me(Another name) : OH MY