Son...of...a...bitch!

Moose, I don't know whether I want to praise your kike-sniffing skills, or kick your head in for ruining my favorite comedy act.

Don't get me wrong, I knew Larry was a just a character, but I assumed his accent, dress and mannerisms were exaggerated, not outright made up. Fuck, with all the nig, immigrant and fag jokes, I thought for sure he was on our side.

You're right, he DOES look like a yuppy queer.

Mother-fucker!

And that cocksucker jeff foxworthy... 'people ask me, is he for real? or is it just an act? Well let me tell you, this guy's a real redneck.'

I loathe fucking "redneck" "comics", Fuxworthy, Engvall and this fraud: pale Stepin Fetchits mocking the Last Safe Target for shekels, as Big Kike lights another Cohiba and chortles with amused contempt.

http://www.larrythecableguy.com/

http://www.myspace.com/larrythecableguy

"He's good at what he does," concedes fellow comedian David Cross. "It's a lot of anti- gay, racist humor -- which people like in America -- all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a -straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring -tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a stage of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride."

Larry shrugs off such criticism. "The only people who are uptight at my shows are politically correct white people," he insists. "They have to take in the social implication of the joke before they can laugh. Just lighten up!" Larry does have his own set of taboos, and they're very red-state-centric: "I don't say the f word, and I don't take the Lord's name in vain."

Dan Whitney grew up in Nebraska on a pig farm. When he was sixteen, his family moved to Florida. His father was a preacher who once played guitar with the Everly Brothers. In 1986, Dan tried local stand-up on a dare. Two years later, he started calling in to a Tampa radio station as various characters: an old Jewish lady, a swishy gay man and Larry.

"Once he discovered that the Larry character could talk about anything, it took on a life of its own," says Lewis Black of The Daily Show. "But how do the rednecks hear it as a compliment?"

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/7277749/larry_the_cable_guy_bared/